General Discussion XXX; Nuzlocke General - Page 13

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TIME FOR AN OFF-SCREEN TRAINING SESSION:





Nothing special happened except this scaring the shit out of me:



The Lost Soul: It's just level 3, it's not that sca...
Soda: IT'S A GOD DAMN STARMIE THAT KNOWS WATER GUN, YOU KNOW THAT SHIT'S SCARY AS FUCK ;-;

Now, back to business:



No, mom told me to leave so she could "reward the mover Pokemon".



I'm surprised someone who uses Slaking was allowed to become a Gym Leader, but you learn something new every day.



God damn it, Dad, what did I tell you about telling little kids you'd give them Pokemon if they came to the back of your gym?



Sucks to be you, kid, now if you'll excuse me I was talking to my da:



GOD DAMN IT



Dad, stop it before the police get called again.



The Lost Soul: You should've called the police when you had the chance.

ROUTE 104 TIME:


WHO'S THAT POKEMON? IT'S:


TIME TO PRAY TO THE NUZLOCKE GODS AGAIN





STAY IN YOU BASTARD



YAY FOR HAVING A MON THAT CAN ONLY LEARN MOVES VIA TM/HM
The Lost Soul: YAY FOR HAVING AN HM SLAVE



Soda: Water Absorb is one of the sexiest things ever.
The Lost Soul: Until you run into Tentacruels.



Soda: Pineco misses me and wished I picked it. Pineco can suck a dick.
The Lost Soul: Isn't the reason you didn't pick Pineco is because it learns Self-Destruct/Explosion?
Soda: ...SHIT SHIT SHIT RUN



Soda: ...WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE BEEN FIRST? ;-;
The Lost Soul: Are you done commenting on EVERY wild Pokemon you find so you can finish with the off-screen grinding?
Soda: NEVER okay.

TO PETALBURG WOODS:



AND OUR NEXT POTENTIAL BRO:



The Lost Soul: The hell is with your luck?
Soda: I'm either going to have an amazing team by end-game or going to die very fast with the way these wild encounters are going.



Soda: This makes me think the former.



Sped through the talk with the guy cause I'm an idiot and forgot I was writing up a locke story
The Lost Soul: Good job, moron.
Soda: I shall make up for it by being overly dramatic about the grunt.
The Lost Soul: Please don't.



Soda: OH NO, A TEAM AQUA GRUNT, WHAT EVER SHALL I DO
The Lost Soul: God damn it.



Soda: A POOCHYENA? GOD HELP ME
The Lost Soul: You have Poliwrath and Hariyama, both who have Fighting moves, along with Nidoran who likes to poison everything that touches it. Stop it.



Soda: YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE, OBI-WAN PINEEDLE
The Lost Soul: No, stop it, seriously.



Soda: YOU'RE MY HERO, PINEEDLE
The Lost Soul: SHUT UP



Soda: GOOD SHALL ALWAYS TRIUMPH OVER EVIL, VILLAIN.
The Lost Soul: There, it's over, you can stop now.
Soda: Do I have to?
The Lost Soul: Yes.

Also, this is boss:


The Lost Soul: YAY TYPE COVERAGE



You started it, assnugget.



Not making it obvious or anything.



WHY ARE ALL THESE ADULTS TRYING TO GIVE YOUNG KIDS BALLS?!?!



Yep, cause you're so gonna be able to stop them, what with your amazing abilities to hide behind little kids.
The Lost Soul: Totally.

Right, back to off-screen training and getting through Petalburg Woo:


Soda: This sorta makes me regret Harimama.
The Lost Soul: Didn't I tell you to stop this?
Soda: Clearly I listened.



Fuck this place. I want:



this place. TIME FOR NEW POTENTIAL BRO:



Not gen 4, so bleh.



Fuck crits.

Soda: Well, guess it's time to stop... monkeying around. :>
The Lost Soul: You deserve to die in a hole for that joke.

To save time and wrap this up fast(Considering I have 3 guys with Fighting moves) we'll wrap up Rustboro like this:

Pre-Gym team:


Post-Gym team:


Soda: Pineedle liked kicking the Geodudes. A lot.
The Lost Soul: One might say he got a... kick out of it.
Soda: You're fired.