Please share any of your strange or funny occurances here.

So, I was just enjoying a nice jog along the beach, when I run into a group of people doing yoga on a rock. I pushed one of them off, and they fell to their death, leaving me with a nice $200 on the ground.

Also, I was riding on a motorcycle with Roman, and I went just a bit too fast and hit a car. Roman flew off the bike straight over my head and landed against a wall about 100+ feet away.

I went out playing darts with LJ, and on the way back a car swerved into my bike (not my fault ) knocking both of us off, nearly killing me. Anyways, I go to grab the bike, when I get a message saying "You have left your friend" so on my way back the 50 yards to get him a random car runs him over and it comes up "Your friend has been injured"

Was travelling with Roman in a car.

It was trashed so I went to get a new one.

Roman got hit by a van.

"Your friend is injured"

I called 911 and asked for Ambulance.

Meanwhile, traffic was piling up, and people were getting mad.

Then people just decided to drive over Roman's body.

I tried to stand in front of him so they would not advance, but they still did.


Eventually the ambulance appears and whips him away.

10 seconds later I get a call from Roman asking me to pick him up from hospital.

I was driving really fast down the road and I didn't know that you can fly out of the window and so I crash into a lampost, Niko goes flying out and smacks his balls on a lampost, it was SO FUNNY!!.


Another thing is when my brother was playing and his was driveing round a corner when his wheel went onto the curb and ran over a hobos head who was sleeping on the floor. I burst out with laughter.

I was on a date with michelle and was going to fast in the car, i smashed into a limo and the driver got out. I too got out and started punching and kicking him. It then says " Michelle was scared off ". LOL

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Another thing is when my brother was playing and his was driveing round a corner when his wheel went onto the curb and ran over a hobos head who was sleeping on the floor. I burst out with laughter.

i took a cab from one island to the other, getting the achievement.

my cabbie neglected to pay his toll, or hit a cop, or something. wasn't really paying attention. long story short, he's not a good getaway driver. which, i guess didn't matter, because it's MY wanted level and not his. so his crime, me busted, he walks away.

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also, that five story drop at the end of the ivan mission, where you have to either save him or kill him? after i saved him, i promptly fell off it. i did a summersault and landed flat on my feet, completely unharmed.

to steal an old joke from steven wright, if there had been two cats nearby, one would have likely said to the other, "see that's how you do that."

I was doing Free Roam with a friend from school and we were in the airport with 4 star wanted level killing cops. We both got in a car and had a police chase, the car was on fire and my mate jumped out as we went over a ramp and went sliding over 200+ yards and died.

Another one was when i was doing Cops n' Crooks with 3 of my friends and we were the crooks. We couldn't find a car so we started running, The Boss and my friend who was driving him got in a oil tanker and started going full speed to the transport car but ran over a small bin and filled the car over and landed on top of me

For about an hour I had an ambulance stalking me around Broker. Everytime I started a new mission it was right behind me, and no matter where I went it kept following me. And no, I didn't ring the paramedics...

While riding on a motorcycle with Roman, I went over a small bump and managed to pull off a backflip. Roman was all "AAAAHHHHHHHH!!", xD.

Going top speed in a Banshee on the Algonquin Bridge, weaving through traffic, and then hitting the median at one of the turnabout points. The result? Flying a good hundred yards into the windshield of a police cruiser, picking up a wanted star, and getting busted on the spot.

It happened so fast that my only reaction was "what the *bleep* just happened?" and then started to laugh.

Lol, when I first started GTA4 I was running toward Romans and I stopped off for a hotdog on the way then I turned around and I noticed this guy in a car started to look all strange and his head hitted his steering wheel (Guess he had a heart attack or something) and all the cars behind him slammed the rear of his car and it turned into a major collision.

I started cracking up lol.

This is more of just a hilarious sight. I was walking around and saw this massively fat person, and upon closer inspection, he jiggled when he walked...*shudder* I then hit him with a baseball bat.

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This is more of just a hilarious sight. I was walking around and saw this massively fat person, and upon closer inspection, he jiggled when he walked...*shudder* I then hit him with a baseball bat.

One time I needed a car, so I nicked this guys Blista. Only when I started driving did I realise that there was a prostitute in the passenger seat. So I'm driving and I crash, and the engine cuts out. So while I'm trying to start it, the prostitute runs around the car to try and open my door to beat me up. Just as she grabs the door, I get the engine going and drive off, leaving her hanging onto the car door XD Then I swung my door into an oncoming car and she went flying in the other direction

*Spoiler Maybe?*(depends if u hav game or ever played multi)
I was playing Bomb Da Base II with a friend of mine.....we got to the part where we get a helicopter and he decided to drive......

moments later, i begin to press the B button to go into cinematic view and all of a sudden i see a small figure leaving the helicopter..I'm like wtf?......all of a sudden the helicopter swirves and im like aww sht.......

He landed on a freeway that was driving around wheras I somhow landed on him.......