Wolf Link takes sick/dying Midan to Zelda, take 1:

Midna: Take me to Zelda..... Link, hurry....
Wolf Link: *upon hearing Zelda's name* *throws Midna off his back and starts running to Hyrule Castle*
Midna: HEY COME BACK HERE I'M DYING U BITCH!
Director: I'm beginning to wonder why I took this job in the first place....

director get hired back: take 1!

director: thanks for hiring me back, boss.
boss: well, the little play thatyou just directed was really funny.
director: what play?
boss: you're acting like i need to quote it. *quotes it*

quote TwilightWolf23

Wolf Link takes sick/dying Midan to Zelda, take 1:

Midna: Take me to Zelda..... Link, hurry....
Wolf Link: *upon hearing Zelda's name* *throws Midna off his back and starts running to Hyrule Castle*
Midna: HEY COME BACK HERE I'M DYING U BITCH!
Director: I'm beginning to wonder why I took this job in the first place....

link turining into wolf

Director: action!
link: AHHHH!!!!*fart*
director:....link, wtf?
link: ....
wolf link: ....
director: someone bring the fan!
link:*fart*
link: ................
director, ok, forget the fan, just get link the hell away so he doesn't kill us all

Link pulls out master sword take 1

Link: **Stands on stone to pull it out** arghhhh this bitch wont budge!!!

midna: thought u were da hero

Link: *bleep*

director: CUT CUT CUT WTF IS THIS SHIT

link: sword wont budge

camera man: I TOLD U NOT TO BUY ANYTHING FROM ARGOS!!!

director: u might wanna put some butter in that

link pulls out master sword take 2

Link: **attempts another go** !!!........!!!!!!!...!!!!!!!! (come on u bitch!) .......... (YES!)

midna: took u long enough

link: awww yeahhh

midna: wheres the black stone?

link: wat stone?

midna: the stone u idiot

director: CUT! CUT! sorry i forgot to include the stone u gonna have to do the seen again

link: wtf is this shit

midna: oh ffs

link pulls out master sword take 3

Link: **again trys to take out master sword** !!!.......!!!!!......!!!(god damn fiesty bitch!) **SNAP**.............oh shit

midna: wtf

camera man: I TOLD U NOT TO BUY ANY SHIT FROM ARGOS DAMMIT

director: where the *bleep* is the guarantee

camera man: we never got any guarantee

link: i dont need this shit

midna: im out iswell

director: u cant do this to mee... after everythin ive done for uu

link: **pulls out bomb**

the end

Okay new rule MUST BE ON TOPIC!

Zelda Sacrifices Herself for Dying Midna, Take 1:

Midna: NO! Link! STOP HER!
*Link stops Zelda then Midna dies*
Director: CUT! Link wtf?
Link: She said to stop her, so, *shrugs*
Director: Let's just start it again. Bill get us another Midna.

Zelda Sacrifices herself for dying Midna, Take 2:

Midna: NO! Link! STOP HER!
Link: Stop her from what?
*Zelda's just standing there not doing anything*
*Midna dies again*
Director: CUT! Zelda, why didn't you sacrifice yourself for Midna????
Zelda: I'm not dyin' for some crazy naked b****
Director: *kills Zelda* BILL! Get me another Zelda and Midna.
Bill: Uh, that was the real Zelda, and we just used our last Midna.
Director: .......

I think I'll try this out

King Bulbin vs. Link (final match)

*link pulls out sword*
King Bulbin: hehe want this key??well you have to get it first! *takes out his weapon and kills Link.*
Director: WTH?!? WHY DID YOU KILL LINK!?
King Bulbin: This fart stick has shot me off too many bridges!! Hes a meany!!
Link (as a ghost): What a wimp...

Link takes Oasis Flight, Take 1:

Link: *shoots out of cannon*
Link: AGHHHHHHH! *smashes into camera*
Director: Cut! From the top!

Link takes Oasis Flight, Take 2:

Link: *shoots out of cannon*
Link: UGHHHHHH! *lands normally*
Director: CUT! Link, you say 'AGHHH' not 'UGGGH', got it?
Link: I thought I wasn't supposed to say anything...
Director: Just say AGH.
Link: Fine.

Link takes the Oasis Flight, Take 3:

*Cannon about to shoot Link out*
Link: AGHHHHHH! *cannon shoots Link and he lands normally*
Director: Cut! LINK! SAY 'AGH' WHEN YOUR SUPPOSED TO!
Link: Whatever, just hurry it up I got a date with Zelda in an hour

Link takes the Oasis Flight, Take 4:

Link: *is shot out of cannon*
Link: AGHHHHHH! *flies into the desert and sinks headfirst into the sand and gets stuck*
Link: aw *bleep* HELP ME!
Director: Cut! Do it again, people.

Link takes the Oasis Flight, Take 5:

Link: *is once again shot out of cannon*
Link: AGHHHHHH! *flies over everything and lands in the boss chamber of Arbiters' Grounds*
Link: Sweeeet
Director: Cut! *sigh* Once again, maybe we'll get it right.

Link takes the Oasis Flight, Take 6:

Postman: *is shot out of cannon*
Postman: AGHHHHHHH! *lands normally*
Director: Finally, we- *notices it's the Postman*
Director: WHERE THE HELL IS LINK??!?!
Poatman: *shrugs* I dunno, said something about a date with Zelda, wanted me to do this for him.
Director: You know what fine we'll retape the game with you I'm not waiting....

And so, the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess became the Legend of the Postman: Twilight Mail......

this is my first attempt at bloopers, so it might not be the best.

Link meets Jovani, take 1

Jovani: "my pet cat Gengle is frozen on my head...."
Wolf Link: *steals Jovanis pure diamond eyes*
Director: "CUT! damnit Link you can't steal those!"
Link: (thinking) "so i can't, can't i?

Link meets Jovani take 2

Jovani: "my pet cat...."
Link: *takes 100k gold cat and emerald clothes*
Director: "WHAT THE *bleep* IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU DUMBASS!" *notices clothes are gone* "put them back on Jovani, pervert."
Link: *runs into Castle Town with nude Jovani trying to get clothes* "woooohooo! come and get them!"