First it was MM bloopers, then OoT, and now I give you..... TP BLOOPERS!!!!!

For those of you who are new to the bloopers, here is how it works:

Bloopers are NOT cameos or anything else you noticed in games that are out of place. Bloopers are pure, witty, all-from-your-brain-original funny crap. They do not necessarily have to make sense, but it is appreciated if they do. This is also similar to "remaking" game scenes. Link IS allowed to talk, and often has in previous bloopers. Also, you are allowed to flame and w/e AS LONG AS IT IS WITHIN THE BLOOPER AND NOT AIMED AT ANY USERS!! Spamming is unallowed and unnecessary. Here is a blooper I have devised, to explain better. If anyone has any further questions, just ask! Also, people usually make a joke of some sort about Link not supposed to talk in the game, as I have here. You may do the same. NOTE THAT IF YOU GET YOUR IDEA FROM ANYTHING ON YOUTUBE PLEASE NOTIFY AND DON'T TRY TO PRETEND IT IS YOUR OWN IDEA!!!!

Link sees the Ghost of Rutela, take 1

Midna: Hey, look Link! A Zora ghost! Go talk to her!
Link: Are you *bleep*ing crazy she's a *bleep*ing ghost and she'll *bleep*ing kill me!
Director: CUT! LINK! You KNOW you are not supposed to talk and you KNOW Rutela is friendly!
Link: How do I know? How do I know your not setting me up to have me killed?
Director: *sigh* just do it again!

Link sees Ghost of Rutela, Take 2!

Link *sings*: Oops I did it again! I played with your hea-
Director: CUT! Link, what the *bleep* are you doing? I SAID NO TALKING!
Link: I wasn't talking, I was singing. And you said to "do it again", so I did. "Oops I did it again" It's a song. Duh.
Director: JUST DO THE SCENE RIGHT!!!

Link meets Rutela, Take 3

Midna: Hey, look Link. A Zora ghost! Why don't you go talk to h- Hey? Where is she?
Director: RUTELA!
*Rutela comes in from door, laughing with a male Zora from OoT*
Director: RUTELA WHAT THE *bleep* WERE YOU DOING???
Rutela: Oh. Were we shooting today?
Link: *sneaks away with Midna while the Director and Rutela are fighting*

Okay yeah not my best. But everyone else just have fun!!!

This seems really cool.
I wanna try!
*Thinks
Alright, here goes
Zelda talks to link, Take 1!
Zelda: Listen carefully...
Link: Oh! Listening test? I havent studied!*Crys*
Director: Link, shut up and stop crying so we can get back to the scene!
Link: But i dont like tests. But i do like frosties!
Director *bleep* Alright people, take it from the top.
Zelda talks to link and midna, take 2!
Zelda: Listen Carefully....
Link: *Has tape over his mouth* Radda Rad Radda Rad Radda!
Zelda: There was once a land where the gods slumered-----
Link: *Rips off tape* YEOWWW! What religion are you Zelda? Multiple gods?
Director: Link.
Link: Yes Sir?
Director Shut the *bleep* up. Stop talking out of turn.
Link but i just wanted to get personal....
Zelda talking to midna and link, Take 3!
Zelda: Listen Care---
Midna: *Busts out laughing* I pulled links finger! Do i get a prize?
Zelda: *Gets up and leaves*

So, Whaddaya think? *Ihope its good.

Great! By the way, not to be to criticising or anything, but they're goddesses, not gods lol.

Wait I'll find an example from another thread if I can....
Aha! here!

quote Zelda_Freak123

heres one:
Director: rainbow bridge at ganon's castle, take 1
Sages: and we shall create a bridge.. blah blah blah...
*link doesn't bother to listen and just tries to get across with hover boots*
Link: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*Link dies and ruto starts sobbing*
Director: CUT! where am i going to get another link?
Director: GODDAMMIT SAGES Y DO U HAVE TO BE SO *bleep*ING BORING?

This message was edited by Zelda_Freak123 on May 25 2007.

Aww no ones posting... Awell, my turn

Director: Ok... This is our last scene so dont mess it up...
ACTION!
*Halfway through the scene*
Director: YES! FINALLY A SCEENE WITH OUT ANY MESS UPS!
Camera Man: Umm... Sir we're still filming...
Director:....

Take 2!
Director: Remember - No mess ups
*Midna comes in*
Director: ...
*Link comes in*
Director: ...Your late...
Link:You made me jump off a cliff!...

Take 3...
*Midna and Link comes in*
Director: (YES!)
*Mario comes running past*
Mario: MAAAAAAMAA MIIIIIAAA!!!!!
Director: Wah? Mario! Get Back on Super Smash Bros. Brawl...
Mario: TELL THAT TOO BOWSER! MAAMA MIA!
Bowser: *Rawr* Come hereee.
Director: Take 4....
Camera Man: Umm... that was our last tape sir...
Director: ... *talks to himself* Just ingnore them...

Take 4...
Director: ACTION!
*Scene finishes*
Director: Woohoo! Im outta here!
Camera Man: Ummm... We still dont have any tape...
Link: Shhh... He forgot his wallet ehehehe....
Midna: Wow...
*Mario, Luigi and Super Smash Bros. Director runs past*
Mario: Link! You have a sword! Hurt Bowser! Help a Meee!
*Link leaves with directors wallet*
Midna: I... Think I... Will leave... too...
*Midna leaves*

Bowser: The End
*Credits roll*




This message was edited by deathgodtony on Apr 02 2008.

Link finds Human Midna, take 1:

Link:....
Midna: What? Say something.
Link: ......
Midna: I said say something.
Link: .....
Midna: SAY SOMETHING GODDAMIT!
Link: OMFG IS IT MY FAULT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK?!?! *turns to director* WHY THE *bleep* WOULD YOU MAKE MIDNA TELL ME TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK YOU *bleep*IN IDIOT????
Director: Uh, I actually have no idea...
Link: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU??????
*Link and Director keep flaming at each other. Finally a few days later....*
Link: U *bleep*IN *bleep*- hey, wait, why did we start fighting anyways?
Director: I actually have no idea....
*silence*
Link: Oh wait now I remember *Link heads to a brawl battle with Samus fighting, steals her gun, then returns to the set* * Link shoots and kills the director*
Link: Lol pwned come on everyone let's go to Brawl.
Everyone except Midna: YAY!!!!!!!
Midna: Wait I'm not featured in Brawl, wtf's up with that? I'm not even a trophy or anything!
King Bulbin: Sucks for you. Hehehe.....

Just thought I would make a reference to that. I'm not even a huge fan of Midna, yet I think it's unfair that she's not in Brawl at all.

actually she is a trophy to my understanding

Really? Oh....
Well, I still think she should be playable....

NOOO! This is dying! Oh well I'm not funny but I'll try.

Link fights goron Take 1.

Link:*points at goron* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Director: Cut! Link, what's the matter with you!?
Link: Have you seen his forehead? Hahaha!!
Director:*looks at goron's forehead* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Goron: Hey, this T is only a tattoo!
Link: Hey, it obviously stands for twat.
Goron: *Bursts into tears and runs off*
Director:... Ok.

Link fights Goron take 2.

Director: Action!
Goron: *Smacks link in forehead*
Link:Ow! You twat why did you do that?
Goron: Thats for earlier! *Runs off pointing middle finger*
Link: I hate that guy.
Director: Just hold up your Shieldd this time!

Link fights Goron Take 3.

Director: Action!
Link: *holds up shield*
Goron:*Punches the shield* Ow! You bastard!
Director: Cut!
Link: Just following orders.
Director: Erm.
Goron: *Smacks link in forehead again*
Link: Ok, time to die! *Places bomb by goron and runs away* You'll never catch me!

Lol omg roflshalbopco (roll on the floor laughing so hard a little bit of pee comes out)

Midna finds Link (wolf), Take 13543245:

*Wolf Link struggles in chain* *Midna appears*
Wolf Link: OMG HELP A NAKED IMP IS COMIN TO RAPE MEEEEE!
Midna: No I'm not you idiot! *breaks the chain*
*Wolf Link bites Midna then tears her apart and eats her*
Director: CUT! We need another Midna, and Link, DON'T EAT THIS ONE!
Shigeru Miyamoto: We have no more Midnas, Wolf Link ate them all. We need a substitute!
Director: Where are we going to find a replacement?
*Shigeru and Wolf Link grin evilly at the director*
*director is put in Midna suit*

Midna find Link (wolf), Take 13543246:

Director-Midna: Umm, hi Mr. Wolf Human thing.
*Link begins to growl*
Director-Midna: Nooo! don't eat me! *tries to disintegrate into bubble things but can't*
Director: Aw, fu-
*Link eats him*
Everyone: YAY!

^ ^

lol now THAT was funny! lol.

Link meets Agitha take 1.

Director: Action!
Link: Oh my dear lordy lord.
Agitha: *Points her middle finger*
Link: I hate you.
Director: Cut!

Link meets Agitha take 2

Director: Action!
Agitha: Where are all the bugs? There supposed to be at my ball! Why? Why?
Link:Er, I know why there not here.
Agitha: *Pulls out shot gun*
Link: Midna help me.

Link meets Agitha Take 3.

Director: Action!
Agitha: Where are all the bugs (Bla bla bla) Could you find them for me?
Link: Umm, *flash back* Ok, where the hell is hyrule castle!? I'm in the square, so where is it?
Midna: Erm, link.
Link: yup.
Midna: Ok, pull out your map.
Link: ok. Where's my map?
Midna: in your pocket.
Link. Oh yeah! Where's my pocket?
Midna: Below your shield.
Link:Ok. *Opens pocket* Where's my map!?
Midna: *slaps forehead*
Flashback ends.
Link: Sure, I'll find them!

link sees hooded zelda

director:ACTION
zelda:you have to s...s...okay waht r u doing?
wolf link:*pant*pant*(runs and tears hood off while midna closes the door)
director:w-wat wat r u doing? gets run over by rolling ball of fir and women parts...im not very good

~~*BUMP*~~

Okay the second take I got the idea sort of from youtube, it's from TP bloopers by MAST3RLINKX.

Link gets the Master Sword, Take 1
Director: Wait, I thought we were going to the Forest Temple????!?
Link: Now we're not! *does glitch around boulders I forget how it went though lol*
Director: WTF HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
Link: A little help from TW23's friend from her school B)
Director: You know what screw the Forest temple let's just continue...

Link find the Master Sword, take 2:
*Link gets through the obstacles and crud*
*Picks up Master Sword*
*Midna has the thing*
Midna: This is different from our tribes magic. Be careful, if you touch it, you'll turn into a beast again.
Link: *poke*
Midna: You idiot!
*Link turns into a wolf again*
Director: You know what screw this entire thing I'm going home....

link herds sheep

director: ACTION!

link: *rolling on floor next to epona*heheheehehhe
director: link, now what the *bleep* are you doing?
link: *mouths words*
director: what?
link: *repeats*
director: wth are you saying?
Link: *repeats with frustration*
derector: you need to learn to talk
link: *gets mad, kicks director in the face and walks away*

Human Link Meets Zelda, Take 1:

Link: *stares at her chest*
Zelda: Stop.
Link: *stares at her chest*
Zelda: Seriously, stop it.
Link: *stares at her chest*
Zelda: OMFG STOP STARING AT MY CHEST U WHORE! (grabs Smash Ball and kills him)
Director: CUT! LINK AND ZELDA WHAT THE *bleep* IS- (notices pokeball and homerun bat) Wait when did we get in Brawl?

Man my imagination is DEAD!

director gets fired take 1!

director: boss, i think brawl is invading our thread.
cameraman: CUT! director, say it with more emotion! YOU HATE BRAWL! IT'S RUINING YOUR SCENES! let the audience know that!
director: why are we doing takes for me complai-

Cameraman: TAKE 2! READY!

director gets fired: take 2!

director, i think brawl is invading our thread!
Boss: who is this, brawl, that you speak of?
director:no, you see, brawl is a game, and-
boss: a game?! AND I HAVEN'T PLAYED IT YET?!
director: boss, the game is invading our thread! we're in the TWILIGHT PRINCESS FORUM!
boss: so, tell me about this... brawl
dorecor: you suck.
boss: DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY! YOU'RE FIRED!
director: (at cameraman) YUOU NEVER TOLD ME I'D GET FIRED!
cameraman: well, you can't hurt me, since i have a final smash, called "CUT!".
DIRECTOR: (walking off stage) AAAAGH!