No clue if you will check here but I'll comment on the site later. I actually DO agree on some of it and it was enjoyable to watch and made me laugh actually.

On 5) She does suck at times and she obviously does shoot us (and if you're playing Sheva CHris does shoot us) most notable today when I was doing treasure runs and he was shooting me with the frickin' gattling gun. -_-'' )
On 4) I only ever use the knife to open stuff and I rarely run out of bullets, so I can't really comment and the rest of the melee (hooks, etc..) I quite enjoy. But yeah unless you box in a majini with two players, the knife seems pretty useless. (most useful when you knock one down on the ground and slash them while they are on the ground haha)
On 3) I have SFIV and yeah it is really bulls--t that we have to pay more for alternate costumes and some look frickin *bleep*! @_@ Blanka in a safari outfit? Rufus' outfit? WTF! lol Who would want to BUY those outfits? But in the end, if I get more points I'll probably get them which in the end Capcom wins. >.> Same with how versus will go probably in this game, as your parody thing. That was rather hilarious.

On 2) Completely disagree. I have yet to really have trouble with the controls, you do move a bit boxy at times but overall. The inventory I liked that it was fast paced. Quick keys, etc.. I was extremely annoyed in RE4 honestly when I replayed and kept changing as I would rotate my weapons a lot. I love having each weapon on a d-pad and just switch fast. I never go into inventory while fighting, theres no real reason to expect when you pick up a promixity mind, etc.. for a boss or what not.
On 1) I LOVE the action in RE5, but I'd really love them to at least go back to more darker music, darker aspects and become more horror again. I can't even call RE5 Action Horror, while the survival horror I sucked at and probably not so hot at to begin with if they bring it back so I'd prefer them to not go full survival horror but they really need to shape up and bring horror back. So I guess I semi-agree with that reason.
(Also the two mode thing would be interesting but never gonna happen XD)
Overall, I agree that RE5 is a great game but they do need to shape up a few things. (Such as the AI knowing you're there so *bleep*ing move to the side so they won't shoot us -_-[/i])
I think if they would bring back horror, and old creatures. Crimson head type zombies, lickers, etc.. [keep reapers tho, I liked those from RE5], bring back bosses like Yawn, Neptune, Nemesis, etc.. and they could add a lot of horror into the game while keeping with the action parts too. They just need to balance it up better as some things in RE4 had horror elements but still was action based even. RE5 lost all horror elements.