Y'all be trippin' ovah mah hardcore bad fanfiction writin' skillz, yo. I was originally just having a lark at Lightning's terrorist-ness. Then at the thought of her and Odin hooking up. Then it all went downhill from there.
Lightning probably shot it. It was an accident, of course. She was rather upset that, similar to Sazh and his chocobo, a man was paying more attention to an animal than her. This was different, though. He came home late one night to find a cold roast on the table, candles burnt low. He was blindsided by porcelain. Lightning stood in the shadowed kitchen, the light offered by the moon glinting on the blade of a knife.
She accused him of cheating, he smelled of sweat. "It was just my horse!" he cried, dodging as she flung the knife at him. "I'm sick of that goddamn horse! I can't even ride it, its armour gets all up in me." (I giggled) Odin turned away, anger bubbling inside him. "I'm not going to sell the horse. He's been with me since the beginning!" Lightning snarled. "You think I didn't see? You and that horse with that little shit with the cards from Agito? You're MY boydolon! And you're running off with teenage boys?" It was useless. Odin had long since departed for the bedroom.
The morning sun poured through the window. Odin rolled over to the warmth behind him. "I'm sorry about last night, Ellie." But something was wrong. Odin wished he hadn't opened his eyes. It was the head of his horse. "Jesus *bleep*!"
A note had been left on the lamp. Happy birthday.
P.S. It's your turn to wash the sheets. Dick.
And that's why Odin doesn't have a horse. All this speculation about who Lightning's going to bed by the end of the game? Definitely Odin.
God, way to put erotic images of Odin dressing Little Agito Shit up in little dresses, caressing his petite young body while Sleipner watched.
Then I imagined Lightning slaving away in the kitchen, cussing at the potroast about how irresponsible Odin was.
Shuyu, I'm *bleep*ing begging you, make a comic series about Odin's affair with agitoshit. Please.
does anyone know how the summons works in this game.
i saw Odin getting summoned (the summon sequence looked awesome by the way but does look odd without his horse)
anyway it looked as if Odin replaced the other character and was fighting with lighting. what i want to know is it like in FFX where you get to control them and make them learn abilities and fight till the hp is finished or till you send them away. i know it doesn't look like one hit move disappear thing anymore like in ff8, ff7 etc. or is like in FF12 where you need to have certain conditions to make them to their special move, i hope their isn't a hiden timer when they are alowed to stay on
ohh and hi to everyone in this forum the name Ricky
It seems to be completely AI. However, earlier reports have indicated that whilst in motorcycle mode, Shiva can be controlled. Could be similar for other summons.
Anyone else think the new bars on the right and the enemy health bar look like shit? Undermines the nice design of the menu and stuff all on the left.
Also, they should have just made Ruin a Fire spell with status aliments and kept fire as fire. Jesus.
Also No. 2, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NINTENDO CONFERENCE OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHA THIS SHIT IS SO AWFUL LAWL JESUS CHRIST. I NEVER, EVER THOUGHT A COMPANY COULD FAIL THIS HARD. MY STOMACH HURTS.
Eniterly new trailer was just shown during Sony's conference.
Only about 10% was old footage.
Showed footage of numerous battles on Pulse, Snow summoned Shiva and 3 new characters were shown (Blonde-Lady, Grey-haired-dude, and the kid from Nomura's drawing).
Trailer was easily the best so far. I'll have it up as soon as possible.
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Crux, I'm capped and have to leave for an exam soon, any screenies of my glasses ho? D:
Edit: Oo-- Just saw Cathryn's one with the circled boobs. I cracked up. Partially because that's what I've been waiting to see, partially because of the circled boobs. Nice tits, honey. But holy shit, forget Palinetta. This lady can probably see Russia from her house.
That new bastard looks like Tidus. Only grey. They'll probably be very similar. In fact, his
Spoiler: Demo ending
dead mother
will probably end up being super surprising boss thing.
