Hey, I'm back after technical difficulties with my PC. I really enjoyed the previous 'Tales of Morrowind'. So I'm starting number two.

I'll start off:

With the Dragon Dead, once more. Tamriel was safe. But Kalin could feel it in his bones, that something didn't seem right.
Clyde had mysteriously disappeared with half of Morrowind's population, Fargoth was resurrected by some evil cult and Sheogorath hung from the apex of the Census and Excise building.
"Davedemon, Ebonheart is under seige, we need you're help" cried .....

Good to have you back, Kalin!

... Graff the White, Legion Commander of Ebonheart. "We are being plagued by Clyde's army of Sun Sugar-crazed junkies! They're tearing the fort apart with their teeth!"

"This is bad." said Kalin. "We must help!"

"But how will we get there?" asked Platypusburger "Someone killed the driver of the Silt Strider!"

"I know!" said davedemon, "We can......

Note: It's a little random, but we like it that way!

.... the heavens, and all who heard it knew it to be a message from Clyde.

"Fools! None can stop my invincible wrath! If you are not destroyed by my army of junkies, you shall be devoured by my horde of zombie rabbits!"

"Damn you, Clyde!" cried Platypusburger, "We shall stop you! We will do whatever it takes! We will never give up! We will even.....

new to this thread

send in our army of giant vampire monkeys, who will tear your stupid zombie bunnies limb from limb..


blood and gore, yum!

and end your tyrany over this land!"

"You think thou can defeat me?" said Clyde.

"I will" yelled Halo Ring "and I shall do it with the Sword of...."

Note - I'm new to this thread. I hope I did alright

sounds alright to me, but i actually don't even know if they mind us intruding, i'm just bored

(continued) eternal damnation...(?)