Favourite quotes or sayings from GTA characters? - Page 4

<sub>When jacking a car:

Niko: Get over it, I'm just robbing you, not killing you.</sub>

I just remembered one good quote, which isn't funny but very deep. It liked it so much that I wrote it down.

Its from the mission "Rigged to Blow" for Mikhail Faustin. In the opening cutscene, Niko talks with Ilyena, Mikhails wife:

Ilyena Faustin: [about Faustin] He did not used to be like this. When we were young, at home, he was beautiful. He was happy. He made me happy. But then something changed. Years ago. I never quite knew what it was. So many years I wondered what it was, or what was wrong with me that I did not see it in him, or I changed him.
Niko Bellic: Life is complicated. I... I never thought I'd live like this.
Ilyena Faustin: No?
Niko Bellic: When the war came, I did bad things, but after the war I thought nothing of doing bad things. I killed people, smuggled people, sold people.
Ilyena Faustin: And you don't worry about your soul?
Niko Bellic: After you walk into a village and you see 50 children, all sitting neatly in a row, against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul.
Ilyena Faustin: God is very complicated. You mustn't give up hope.
Niko Bellic: Well, I don't know about that.

"You ruined me. You *bleep*!"

I heard a guy on the radio "....i realised i urinated on my wife"

I have no idea what station or anything i just heard it randomly and i LOLed

UL Paper: I know that. What, do you think I've been spending the day scratching my balls with my head up my ass?
Niko: No, but I'd be impressed if you had been.

<sub>"Maybe one day you'll have a premium phone like this."

"...I can only wish."</sub>

Perfectly delivered line.