If you could create a GTA mission, what would it be? Location, mission type, characters involved, etc.

Well mine would definitely involve Jack Thompson. I read about this somewhere that there was a mission in a game where you had to assassinate a lawyer type figure that very much resembles Jack Thompson but might have been taken out to avoid legal issues. Anyway, I would have loved to capture him, tie him up, take him up on a helicopter, fly as high as the Empire State building, if possible, and just throw him right out the heli and have him go SPLAT! right in the middle of the city.

Wasted!

quote bignac

If you could create a GTA mission, what would it be? Location, mission type, characters involved, etc.

Well mine would definitely involve Jack Thompson. I read about this somewhere that there was a mission in a game where you had to assassinate a lawyer type figure that very much resembles Jack Thompson but might have been taken out to avoid legal issues. Anyway, I would have loved to capture him, tie him up, take him up on a helicopter, fly as high as the Empire State building, if possible, and just throw him right out the heli and have him go SPLAT! right in the middle of the city.

Wasted!

i would do the exact same thing but, instead of the helicopter part, i would throw him in a wood chipper

quote bignac

If you could create a GTA mission, what would it be? Location, mission type, characters involved, etc.

Well mine would definitely involve Jack Thompson. I read about this somewhere that there was a mission in a game where you had to assassinate a lawyer type figure that very much resembles Jack Thompson but might have been taken out to avoid legal issues. Anyway, I would have loved to capture him, tie him up, take him up on a helicopter, fly as high as the Empire State building, if possible, and just throw him right out the heli and have him go SPLAT! right in the middle of the city.

Wasted!

They haven't taken out the Jack Thompson spoof. He is a major part of the game if you watch trailor 3!

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STOP KILLING PEOPLE YOU MANIAC!

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quote bignac

If you could create a GTA mission, what would it be? Location, mission type, characters involved, etc.

Well mine would definitely involve Jack Thompson. I read about this somewhere that there was a mission in a game where you had to assassinate a lawyer type figure that very much resembles Jack Thompson but might have been taken out to avoid legal issues. Anyway, I would have loved to capture him, tie him up, take him up on a helicopter, fly as high as the Empire State building, if possible, and just throw him right out the heli and have him go SPLAT! right in the middle of the city.

Wasted!

They haven't taken out the Jack Thompson spoof. He is a major part of the game if you watch trailor 3!

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STOP KILLING PEOPLE YOU MANIAC!

LMFAO haha I can't wait to kill his ass lol.

If I could create one, I'd bring back an old mission from GTA2.

I don't know all the characters yet but Niko would have to pick up a bunch of buisnessmen (lawyers and stuff) and a fancy bus and act like we're gonna go to Washigton D.C. But instead, Niko drives to a meat packing plant. Once there, the bus gets locked down and Niko is able to escape. A deadly gas runs through the inside of the bus, killing everyone aboard. Eventually every single person on the bus would be taken out and run through the assembly line in the factory. They'd be cut up and packaged and sold at the local market.

Niko then would have to deliver the meat himself, making sure the meat got there and was sold.

quote ReanimationTheory92

If I could create one, I'd bring back an old mission from GTA2.

I don't know all the characters yet but Niko would have to pick up a bunch of buisnessmen (lawyers and stuff) and a fancy bus and act like we're gonna go to Washigton D.C. But instead, Niko drives to a meat packing plant. Once there, the bus gets locked down and Niko is able to escape. A deadly gas runs through the inside of the bus, killing everyone aboard. Eventually every single person on the bus would be taken out and run through the assembly line in the factory. They'd be cut up and packaged and sold at the local market.

Niko then would have to deliver the meat himself, making sure the meat got there and was sold.

That reminds me of the LCS mission where you kill the meat vendor and cut him up and package him as sausage meat lol. ughghhh sucks for whoever eats it

That Hot Dog mission was my favorite one from GTA2, though it was fairly simple.

How about another classic GTA2 mission? Grab a flamethrower and go on a killing spree in the middle of a Hari Krishna cult compound? That was a fun one, too.

I actually would like a "don't go below 50 or it blows" type mission.

Those are always fun, if not original.

Especially if it's a bus.