Create-a-weapon...again!

This is actually the second or third create-a-weapon thread. Anyway...
Name: N.U.K.E. (Nuclear Universe Killer Enabler)
Description: Just a tiny remote control with a big red button and an antenna on it, this weapon could destroy the entire Bogon galaxy!!!!! With 1 press of the button a giant nuclear bomb 10x the size of a normal one falls down from the sky destroying the entire planet and all life that in-hibits it!!!!! HA-HAH-HAH-HA-HAH-HA-HA-HAAA!!! IT DOES NOT KILL YOU AND CLANK THOUGH!!! (The enabler thingy causes you to not die!!!!)
Costs: 1'00'0000 Bolts (C'mon the rino on this game cost like 9 billion!!)


WARNING! This item cannot be returned. Injuries, nose bleeds, deaths, nervous breakdowns, faintings, disintergratings, liquidisings, eye poppings or head explosions may occur after and/or while the weapon is being used. Gadgetron is NOT responsible for loss of friends, family or pets. Please read instruction manual before use of your weapon. NOT FOR PEOPLE OVER THE AGE OF 100! Do NOT use weapon while inside a small space or under water. EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. PLEASE KEEP OUT OF OLD PEOPLES HANDS. This weapon is recommended for children under the age of 10. Keep away from pets at ALL times!! DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY UP ONCE BUTTON HAS BEEN PRESSED!! Thank you and have a nice day!