Create-a-weapon...again!

This is actually the second or third create-a-weapon thread. Anyway...
Name: N.U.K.E. (Nuclear Universe Killer Enabler)
Description: Just a tiny remote control with a big red button and an antenna on it, this weapon could destroy the entire Bogon galaxy!!!!! With 1 press of the button a giant nuclear bomb 10x the size of a normal one falls down from the sky destroying the entire planet and all life that in-hibits it!!!!! HA-HAH-HAH-HA-HAH-HA-HA-HAAA!!! IT DOES NOT KILL YOU AND CLANK THOUGH!!! (The enabler thingy causes you to not die!!!!)
Costs: 1'00'0000 Bolts (C'mon the rino on this game cost like 9 billion!!)


WARNING! This item cannot be returned. Injuries, nose bleeds, deaths, nervous breakdowns, faintings, disintergratings, liquidisings, eye poppings or head explosions may occur after and/or while the weapon is being used. Gadgetron is NOT responsible for loss of friends, family or pets. Please read instruction manual before use of your weapon. NOT FOR PEOPLE OVER THE AGE OF 100! Do NOT use weapon while inside a small space or under water. EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. PLEASE KEEP OUT OF OLD PEOPLES HANDS. This weapon is recommended for children under the age of 10. Keep away from pets at ALL times!! DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY UP ONCE BUTTON HAS BEEN PRESSED!! Thank you and have a nice day!

the BlareGun
Desciption: shoots out a laser shot into the sky and a large,green beam comes down and wipes out everything.
cost 99999999bolts

v1 name: scorpion gun
description: The scorpion gun shoots out plasma scorpion stings. This is a very toxic and dangerous weapon. The spikes can attach itself onto enemies and explode.
v5 name: nuclear electric scorpoin gun (NES Gun)
cost: 100,000

quote Buzzy6

v1 name: Plasma Swingshot
description: The Plasma Swingshot shoots plasma meteors out at enemies. The meteor makes a little explosion when it hits an enemies.
V5 name: Plasma Mineshot
cost: 120,000 bolts

Napalm Stalkers: Engulf your enemy in hot sicky napalm with the ultimate drone assassin technology!

This weapon creates 2 drones per shot which each circle the nearby area in opposite directions. when they encounter an enemy, they shoot straight into them and delever a hot and fiery form of justice.

Ammo: 8 (1 ammo = 2 assassins)

UPGRADES TO...

Magma Seekers: The magma seeker upgrade includes a wider area of searching and a larger, heavier and more powerful napalm. The napalm includes a Magnesium Cellulite compound which explodes when the napalm lands, causing additional collateral damage to your enemies!

Ammo: 10

Turrets of Doom
Ammo: 5
Launch a pod onto the ground which becomes a white and red tower about 4 feet high, and looks like a rocket silo. It shoots small missiles (2 every second) which go straight in the air, then sudenly land on the nearest enemy with a small explosion. It contains about 30 rockets.

Final Upgrade -- Turrets of Insanity
Ammo: 5
Launch a pod onto the ground which makes a simliar silo, though black and red, instead of white and red. It launches 4 missiles a second from the top which fly straight in the air and land on the nearest enemy a second later. The rockets explode with a pretty big explosion for area effect damage. It contains about 60 rockets.

500,000 bolts? Isn't that a little expensive? Maybe 50,000 bolts... Ah well, it isn't a serious thread...

Nice idea though