community event Community Collab :D Write a sentance

Hey

I was unsure where to post this but due to the nature of the post I figured here would be the best place
Basically I am a YouTuber (search becky demmen productions on YouTube if interested not important though)
For my next video (hopefully to be up in the next couple of weeks) i am planning to do this game, where you improvise and then at random times throughout the video you have to read out a sentence which is written on a piece of paper that you have never seen before and try to make it make sense.

What I need you writers to do is come up with those sentences Go as wild or as normal as you wish. If yours is used I will screenshot your comment and place it in the video (please state if that's all good)

If we get a load I may even do a series of videos.

Thanks guys Lets collab