is that a good thing for you? cuz i know thats not a good thing for me if its me and poop.

Nah, it's a joke!

ok then how about this!

elseyk and oopiep dont ixm

ah! try do to that!

Kelsey and poopie don't mix!

Nah, it's Cortex and poop that do!

yeah cortex and poop. i bet he washes him slef with poop. ok im kidden

You just never know. He eats it for breakfast lunch and dinner too

oh boy! todays dinner, the poo-poo plater. *cortex digges in wildly* mmmmm.....poopie!

Garnished with more poop!
N.Gin: Mmmm, what is this very nice pie made of? What is this very nice brown stuff on top?
Cortex: Poop pie of-corse
N.Gin: Ahh, you finish it for me

todays snack: fresh made cow pies and freshly salted horse chips. mmmmm good eaten!

We should make a menu for him.
"Come and have a totally radical ((Well Cortex would think so)) flavoured pizza! At Cortex Pizza shop"

The most rare pizza: Fresh made bandicoot Pizza.
Description: We have never had this in stock...yet, because we can't actually catch a damn bandicoot!

lol!

the front yard special: some fresh greens and a little surprize found around the mail box if u know what i mean

The Cortex Pizza
Description: Fresh with real Cortex....No wait we can't do this pizza!

lol

stuffed cortex pizzia: with real meaty cortex and a little dash of pinstripe to top it off

Flame grilled pizza: Specially flamed by Dingodile!

oh i get it!

by the lake special:fresh lake water,green prickily weeds and top top it all off goose chips.