The Monster Hunter joke thread - Page 19

sorry for spam but a newbie who knows random crap about karate isnt gonna so much as bruise a veteren of judo.... trust me on this... i know

ya sry bout the spam but ty suladin,
and ya these jokes are just so bad they're funny

2 garugas sat in a cave one says im hungry so they both fly off.he comes back blood all round his mouth and a bag of bones.the next one comes back blood all round his mouth and a bag of blood. first garuga goes "were u get that" second 1 turns and says "see that tree over there."first one"yeah?"
second"i didnt."

quote Rekee Soen

I still prefer the version with vampire bats.

One day two gravios were basking in the lava of the volcano, and one of them said:
"Boy it's sure getting hot here."
The other gravios jumped in shock.
"WTF! A talking gravios!"

lool! i like, but i read someone did that with 2 garugas its still rele funny tho r0fl!

ya thats kinda scary, and ty tea, even tho i scared davian off, i hope 4ever,

only after i went judo on his a**, anyway lets stay n subject

ummm how bout another joke
ok i just changed a joke so its monster hunter

4 ratholos dads were talking in a field, one leaves to go get sumthin to eat, while hes gone the other 3 get talking about their sons.

dad1: Ya my son has such a huge territory that he just gave away a whole area to one of his friends.

dad2: Well my son has so many hunters to eat that he just gave a whole dozen to one of his friends.

dad3: Oh? My son has so many caves he just gave gave away to one of his friends.

Right then the 4th dad comes flying in.

dad 4: so wat have u guys been talking about?

dad1:We're talkin about how successful our sons are.

dad4: Oh... my sons gay.... but hes doing really well, one of his boyfriends just gave him a whole area, then his last one gave him a dozen hunters, and his latest one just gave hime 3 caves.

Hahahahahhahha i kno it was lame but who cares