Funny Resident Evil Thread - Page 4

WESKER PRESENTS:

Jill: Wesker, how do you get your hair so slick?
Wesker: Just hang on, baby. Now people, I used to be a loser. Like this guy:

Wesker: But now that I started using Umbrella Hair Gel-O, with a super hold, the babes flock to me like crows on a fresh corpse!
Jill: Oh Wesky, your hair makes me so hot!
Wesker: In a minute, baby cakes.

Wesker: Thanks, Umbrella! Now I get laid like every night! This Umbrella Hair Gel-O is WESKER-IFFIC!

But that's just it! It didn't! It's the magic of Umbrella Gel-O! The secret that makes it WESKER-IFFIC!

(I want a nickel every time someone says that!)

"What kinda mother would leave their kid- Oh shit son... that's the UGLIEST baby I've ever seen..."

Yeah, thanks. But I'm running out of ideas now.

Wow I havent seen Birkin in that form (pic 2) for a looooong time...he's easy in that fight...and yeah the collision detection in RE2 was kinda bad lol

quote Derek Vader

here are a few more


Zombie: AW MY GAWD! BILLY! I love you! I followed all your murders!!! Can I have your autograph?


Tyrant* Wait a minute! She shoots me in the penis and I start bleeding out my back? that's not right at all!


So. Barry is firing at an invisible foe, Chris is in the midst of doing an exorcist and Jill is shooting her shotgun at a wall......yep. Someone's let them at the blue herbs again.



This message was edited by Derek Vader on Dec 14 2005.

looks like jill is doing a little jiggly dance lol Chris is doing an Exorcist twist

Jill:But hey i can unlock the door with a pin
Could also be wid Picture

Barry:Freeze
Chrisude noones their
Jill:WTF!
Barry:I am practising my swift moves FREEZE!
Chris:Not this again
JillMFG!!!
Barryh never mind now it's ruined
JillMG!!
Chris:How you felt a sweat as Jill is here
Barry:Na that Tyrant got in the Veiw of my gun

Watch this flash, i had a few giggles.