Here is a thread dead icated to me the King of everything. If you think about it there is no person better then me, I even surpass those who are and were worshiped by the masses, therefore with that in mind I am now Lord and Savior for everyone!. If you care to detest, I'll overpower you with my greatness.

So from now on you must address me as "Almighty God of Life and Death That Shows No Mercy to Those Besides the Ones That Sacrafice Themselves in My Name" or you can just call me "AGoLaDTSNMtTBtOTSTiMN"

..you know, i was really sceptical at first. i mean, with all those religions advertised on TV.. but aftermi decided to give it a try, i realised that SheepDog IS THE REAL THING! i used to be a worthless JoeBlow who wasted his time before i met him, but now he is My Saviour! and beleive me, life became much better, i now have a goal: waste my time in the name of The Almighty God of Life and Death That Shows No Mercy to Those Besides the Ones That Sacrafice Themselves in His Name! be like me! forgotten and insignificant, overshadowed by the greateness of the Almighty AGoLaDTSNMtTBtOTSTiMN!!!!


PS> to join, send a first easy payement of everything you have and then a dosen even smaller payements of [i]everything you earn to SheepDog's house, SheepDog's street, SheepDog's city, SheepDog's state. thank you, and remember, you are in no way UNobligated to apply!

this testimony WAS NOT written in ill faith, and the witness assumes full responsibility for his statement.

PPS. get on MSN! ehem.

those crazy kids always want a piece of the Sheepdog. I'll tell ya what people, someone says I'm on thin Ice is that good? No one can say for sure, what I do know is that we need some Sunshine in a Bag.

So go children, go and do what you want to do this is the call of the Sheepdog!!

i LOVE you, m'darling.. and who cares if im marrying u only for the money?! it dont mean we can have a full relationship... ahem.

so, when's marriage?!

Ahem,

THIS IS THE WORST RELIGION I'VE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!

Thank you.

This message was edited by merv on Oct 12 2005.