quote The5thAvocado.

Welcome to the Official Elder Scrolls Caption Competition! The last thread was completely made of epic win, and I hope we can replicate that here again! I encourage everyone to play, not just the veterans. With a new, clean scoreboard, everyone has a chance to win!

"How do I play?" Every week (or 9 days or whatever >.>) there will be a new picture posted in the thread. It is your job--no, it is your duty--to piece together the funniest, wittiest, and overall most lolsome caption you can think of. It can be an inside joke or something from a TV show or just something funny that the picture shows, but remember, I'm the judge, so if you're going to make an inside joke, be sure I'm on the inside.

"What are the rules?" The rules are simple: 1. Keep your captions generally clean (i.e. sans pedophilia). 2. You may only submit one caption per round. You can post replies to the thread if you like, but only one official caption may be submitted. If, for some reason you want to put in another, you must specify which one you are entering. Failure to do so will result in your captions not being judged. 3. You may not edit captions! I haven't enforced this rule very strictly, because I trust most people here to be honest, but you don't want to get caught with edit tags on your caption post. If you edit your post, whether or not I choose to judge it is at my discretion.

"How do I sign up?" You don't have to! Any registered user on Neoseeker can enter his or her caption and have it judged. The most rounds you enter, the higher your chances of winning!

"What do I win?" Absolutely nothing! Except the fame and respect and jealousy of every other member who couldn't match your witty intellect! *Disclaimer: Hit squads and bounties placed upon your head upon the winning of this competition may or may not be a result of jealous members seeking vengeance. It is advised that, should you win the competition, you be cautious and carry a high-caliber rifle at all times.*

quote Leut

Maul: *excited* "I hope this new movie gig revives my career. What do you want me to do??"
George Lucas: "Ah. Good. You're here. Ok. So, you're back from the dead."
Maul: "Cool! Great! And?"
Lucas: "Well.. Ok. So you've switched sides. See? You've got a blue Light Sabre now. Bad guys had red ones."
Maul: "Wha? Uh. Well...ok. As long as I got a chance to prove how awesome I really am!"
Lucas: "Yeah. Definitely awesome. Ok. You are a Jedi. But...there is a catch..."
Maul: "A catch? Uh.."

Jar Jar: "Yaaaay! Meesa so glad to see you Maulie! Weesa gonna be bombat general and doosa great thing forin da Empire!! Yaaaaaay!!" *dancing all around*

Maul: "I... I...." *crying*

Lucas: "Ok! Quiet on the set! Roll cameras.....and.... ACTION!!"

quote The5thAvocado

Player (coming to CRT for first time): Wow, who is that guy!

Baurus: Oh that's Darth Maul, he's been here as long as anyone can remember.

Darth Maul: HEEEELLLLP MEEEEEE!!

Player: What's he screaming about?

Baurus: Oh, something about having his face ripped off in the 2nd Era and being damned eternally by Azura. He's such a jokester, he is! Isn't that right, Darthy?

Maul: GAAAAAHHH!!! WHY WON'T I DIIIEE???

quote skythelegend

Sky (Darth Maul/the Zabrak): Hey Daisy, wanna see my lightsaber? Where'd she go?


Do I get props for getting the race name?

quote skythelegend

tRaV (Alien): Hurry, if Sky finds out I've been wearing his bondage suit he'll go nuts.

quote Leut

Beastmaster(Leut) : "~Who's a pretty queen?~ ~Who's a preety queen?~ You are! YOU are!"

Alien (Travis): "Awww!! I feel so loved" *BLUSH*

quote dillion298

Adventurer 1: ....Are you sure you meant Ayleid and not Alien?
Adventurer 2: Hm... Maybe... -flips over the map- Oh... spilled my coffee there...

quote skythelegend

tRaV (Alien): Hurry, if Sky finds out I've been wearing his bondage suit he'll go nuts.