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Topic: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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Jul 26, 05 at 09:50AM
Favourite Family Guy Quotes

So, what is everyones favourite family guy quote? I like this one from the episode screwed the pooch on season 3

Peter: Ok guys the game is five card poker.

Bill Gates: Are aces high or low?

Peter: They go boht ways.

Everyone: Ha Ha Ha Ha (laugh hysterically)

Mike: Ha Ha like a bi-sexual!

Mr Puterschmit: Thanks Mike that was the joke!

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re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes

"Now I want you boys to scream real loud into my ass"



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re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes

My favorite is:

Some Guy? - Wait hold on a minute! You can have the boat, OR the mystery box!
Lois - *Snickers* Well take the...
Peter *Interupts* Hold on a minute Lois; a boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! *enthusiastic* It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those!
Lois - Then lets just take the...
Peter - Well take the box!

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Aug 30, 05 at 08:07PM
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quote SimpleBurden
My favorite is:

Some Guy? - Wait hold on a minute! You can have the boat, OR the mystery box!
Lois - *Snickers* Well take the...
Peter *Interupts* Hold on a minute Lois; a boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! *enthusiastic* It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those!
Lois - Then lets just take the...
Peter - Well take the box!

yeah that is my favorite qotiue too.



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Brian: Say something.

Stewie: What?

Brian: Anything! Just say something!

Stewie: Oh for god's shake. (Clears throat) Ye, and God said to Abraham, "You must kill your son, Isaic." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you. You have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is that better? Check, check. Check, check. Jerry, pull the higher node, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

Brain: Say something about my mother!

Stewie: Oh, yes. I'm sorry. Well, I didn't know her as a dog. But I did know her as a table.



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quote Theory of Chaos
Brian: Say something.

Stewie: What?

Brian: Anything! Just say something!

Stewie: Oh for god's shake. (Clears throat) Ye, and God said to Abraham, "You must kill your son, Isaic." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you. You have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is that better? Check, check. Check, check. Jerry, pull the higher node, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

Brain: Say something about my mother!

Stewie: Oh, yes. I'm sorry. Well, I didn't know her as a dog. But I did know her as a table.





that one is ok but it is not the funniest.



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re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes

quote Theory of Chaos
Brian: Say something.

Stewie: What?

Brian: Anything! Just say something!

Stewie: Oh for god's shake. (Clears throat) Ye, and God said to Abraham, "You must kill your son, Isaic." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you. You have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is that better? Check, check. Check, check. Jerry, pull the higher node, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

Brain: Say something about my mother!

Stewie: Oh, yes. I'm sorry. Well, I didn't know her as a dog. But I did know her as a table.
I like that one. ^.^.



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quote SHOT CALLER
quote Theory of Chaos
Brian: Say something.

Stewie: What?

Brian: Anything! Just say something!

Stewie: Oh for god's shake. (Clears throat) Ye, and God said to Abraham, "You must kill your son, Isaic." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you. You have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is that better? Check, check. Check, check. Jerry, pull the higher node, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

Brain: Say something about my mother!

Stewie: Oh, yes. I'm sorry. Well, I didn't know her as a dog. But I did know her as a table.
I like that one. ^.^.
yeah i do to i would put in probably the best ten quotes of family guy i would put in at the 7th position it is really a good one.



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Oct 01, 05 at 09:36PM
re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes

Brewsky, has anyone ever said you talk like Cleveland? Because you do....and its annoying.



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haha.



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quote Darknet
Brewsky, has anyone ever said you talk like Cleveland? Because you do....and its annoying.
LOL.

Remember Cleveland in the Stewie Griffen untold story. He was talking even slower.



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quote SHOT CALLER
quote Darknet
Brewsky, has anyone ever said you talk like Cleveland? Because you do....and its annoying.
LOL.

Remember Cleveland in the Stewie Griffen untold story. He was talking even slower.
ya when they were all in the nursing home and it was also funny that quagmire was doing that head shake really slow the movie was a good part of the family guy.



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re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes

I love the hole:
"how you coming along on that novel you've been writing, been working on that for quite some time now.... and so on"

from the bachelorette!

You gotta love how stewie disses brian.

"No you deserve some time off"

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Some Guy - Wait hold on a minute! You can have the boat, OR the mystery box!
Lois - *Snickers* We'll take the...
Peter *Interupts* Hold on a minute Lois; a boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! *enthusiastic* It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those!
Lois - Then lets just take the...
Peter - We'll take the box!
Classic Family Guy right there.



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"Now I want you boys to scream real loud into my ass"



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