Topic: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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lesnerSo my username sucks, sue me!seek-o-holic     total posts: 901 since: Nov 2003
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 Jul 26, 05 at 09:50AM
Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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So, what is everyones favourite family guy quote? I like this one from the episode screwed the pooch on season 3
Peter: Ok guys the game is five card poker.
Bill Gates: Are aces high or low?
Peter: They go boht ways.
Everyone: Ha Ha Ha Ha (laugh hysterically)
Mike: Ha Ha like a bi-sexual!
Mr Puterschmit: Thanks Mike that was the joke!
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DarknetSereph! Bring me my cudgel!CruisiN'   since: Aug 2002
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 Jul 26, 05 at 10:11AM
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"Now I want you boys to scream real loud into my ass"
"But no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."
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SimpleBurden
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 Aug 29, 05 at 10:42PM
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My favorite is:
Some Guy? - Wait hold on a minute! You can have the boat, OR the mystery box! Lois - *Snickers* Well take the... Peter *Interupts* Hold on a minute Lois; a boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! *enthusiastic* It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those! Lois - Then lets just take the... Peter - Well take the box!
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Brewskyfuturama freakmember: postin' posse    total posts: 562 since: Aug 2004
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 Aug 30, 05 at 08:07PM
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quote SimpleBurden
 My favorite is: Some Guy? - Wait hold on a minute! You can have the boat, OR the mystery box! Lois - *Snickers* Well take the... Peter *Interupts* Hold on a minute Lois; a boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! *enthusiastic* It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those! Lois - Then lets just take the... Peter - Well take the box! yeah that is my favorite qotiue too.
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Theory of Chaos.::Sin With A Grin::.Seeketh Maximus     total posts: 5169 since: Feb 2004
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 Sep 02, 05 at 02:25PM
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Brian: Say something.
Stewie: What?
Brian: Anything! Just say something!
Stewie: Oh for god's shake. (Clears throat) Ye, and God said to Abraham, "You must kill your son, Isaic." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you. You have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is that better? Check, check. Check, check. Jerry, pull the higher node, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
Brain: Say something about my mother!
Stewie: Oh, yes. I'm sorry. Well, I didn't know her as a dog. But I did know her as a table.
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Brewskyfuturama freakmember: postin' posse    total posts: 562 since: Aug 2004
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 Oct 01, 05 at 05:59PM
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quote Theory of Chaos
Brian: Say something.
Stewie: What?
Brian: Anything! Just say something!
Stewie: Oh for god's shake. (Clears throat) Ye, and God said to Abraham, "You must kill your son, Isaic." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you. You have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is that better? Check, check. Check, check. Jerry, pull the higher node, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
Brain: Say something about my mother!
Stewie: Oh, yes. I'm sorry. Well, I didn't know her as a dog. But I did know her as a table. that one is ok but it is not the funniest.
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SHOT CALLERIts Show-Time!true seeker (2K Remix)   total posts: 2141 since: Dec 2004
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 Oct 01, 05 at 06:02PM
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quote Theory of Chaos
Brian: Say something.
Stewie: What?
Brian: Anything! Just say something!
Stewie: Oh for god's shake. (Clears throat) Ye, and God said to Abraham, "You must kill your son, Isaic." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you. You have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is that better? Check, check. Check, check. Jerry, pull the higher node, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
Brain: Say something about my mother!
Stewie: Oh, yes. I'm sorry. Well, I didn't know her as a dog. But I did know her as a table. I like that one. ^.^.
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Brewskyfuturama freakmember: postin' posse    total posts: 562 since: Aug 2004
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 Oct 01, 05 at 06:04PM
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quote SHOT CALLER
quote Theory of Chaos
Brian: Say something.
Stewie: What?
Brian: Anything! Just say something!
Stewie: Oh for god's shake. (Clears throat) Ye, and God said to Abraham, "You must kill your son, Isaic." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you. You have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is that better? Check, check. Check, check. Jerry, pull the higher node, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
Brain: Say something about my mother!
Stewie: Oh, yes. I'm sorry. Well, I didn't know her as a dog. But I did know her as a table. I like that one. ^.^. yeah i do to i would put in probably the best ten quotes of family guy i would put in at the 7th position it is really a good one.
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DarknetSereph! Bring me my cudgel!CruisiN'   since: Aug 2002
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 Oct 01, 05 at 09:36PM
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Brewsky, has anyone ever said you talk like Cleveland? Because you do....and its annoying.
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Brewskyfuturama freakmember: postin' posse    total posts: 562 since: Aug 2004
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 Oct 02, 05 at 08:54AM
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SHOT CALLERIts Show-Time!true seeker (2K Remix)   total posts: 2141 since: Dec 2004
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 Oct 02, 05 at 09:37AM
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quote Darknet
Brewsky, has anyone ever said you talk like Cleveland? Because you do....and its annoying. LOL. Remember Cleveland in the Stewie Griffen untold story. He was talking even slower.
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Brewskyfuturama freakmember: postin' posse    total posts: 562 since: Aug 2004
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 Oct 05, 05 at 04:35PM
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quote SHOT CALLER
quote Darknet
Brewsky, has anyone ever said you talk like Cleveland? Because you do....and its annoying. LOL. Remember Cleveland in the Stewie Griffen untold story. He was talking even slower. ya when they were all in the nursing home and it was also funny that quagmire was doing that head shake really slow the movie was a good part of the family guy.
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fabmanpostee   total posts: 44 since: Jan 2006
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 Feb 09, 06 at 04:05PM
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I love the hole: "how you coming along on that novel you've been writing, been working on that for quite some time now.... and so on"
from the bachelorette!
You gotta love how stewie disses brian.
"No you deserve some time off"

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twilightprinceis on vacation.Seeketh Maximus wiki staffzelda    neopoints: 336 GameGrep pts: 3090 since: Jan 2006
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 Jul 31, 06 at 08:58PM
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quoteSome Guy - Wait hold on a minute! You can have the boat, OR the mystery box! Lois - *Snickers* We'll take the... Peter *Interupts* Hold on a minute Lois; a boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! *enthusiastic* It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those! Lois - Then lets just take the... Peter - We'll take the box! Classic Family Guy right there.
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croixforum regular  total posts: 69 since: Dec 2006
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 Feb 06, 07 at 07:20AM
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"Now I want you boys to scream real loud into my ass"
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