1000 things you learned in ACWW - Page 23

684:A triangle is a nose
685:Eyelashes can go on the bottom!
686:There are invisible hamsters!

691: You can survive on only fruit.
692: You can light a roman candle in somebodies face and not harm them.
693: You can fit a bed in an envelope.
694: Your fish/insects dont need to be fed.
695: You can catch sharks on a fishing line.
696: You dont need to water plants when they are indoors.
697: Weeds and flowers dont die in winter.
698: Animals dont eat eachother.
699: You cant surf even if you have a surf board.
700: Drinking medicen INSTANTLY cures bee stings !!!!!

WOOOO! IT got bumped, i thought it had died

702~Dogs dont go crazy outside when fireworks are happening

705: No one will pull weeds for you. You must keep everyone's lawn clean.
706: Seeds are harmful.
707: Only fruit will grow in a town unless you go through alot of trouble to get another one.
708: Opening the gate cancels out events.
709: Racoons are idiots.(Screw the HRA, I'm not paying no 100,000 bells)

713: Everyone can only be a certain personality type.
714: Everyone recycles phrases from each other with possible different subjects in them.
715: People think it is absolutely fine to throw perfectly healthy flowers in the recycling bin.
716: Everyone has their own little rendition of the town theme that plays with various instruments and beats any time they are spoken to.
717: Anything you say to a raccoon will immediately be taken as yes, and if you seem skeptical, said raccoon will convince you into saying yes against your will.
718: There are no other types of tree in the world other than a standard fruit tree and a cedar tree.

716: A dog sings to you every Saturday Night.
717: You can catch stuff that you can pick up with one hand and it's a lot bigger than you.
718: Animals can have crushes on humans.
719: You can gain a new emotion from a salamander.
720: Your pocket seems big enough to hold 15 large sharks in one go.
721: An animal reads a book about staplers. STAPLERS. Seriously? ;_;
722: Fossils, which are meant to be rare but are very common in the game, are not really worth much money in my opinion.

726. Scorpions try to kill you only if you have a net
727. Someone called Lyle trys to sell you insurance and if you buy thr second one for if you buy fake painting the paintings cost like 3,000 bells and he only gives you 100 bells
727. Bananas don't exist
728. Animals can talk english
729. Time travelling does exist
730. Animals can write letters