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Post funny joke, stories, poems, quotes, and such here for everyone to enjoy. Please make sure they are somewhat tasteful. These are not to be taken seriously eitherWarning some are a little bit racyAMAZING CONCLUSION1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is:
>BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level
>employees is:
>BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers
>is: FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is:
>BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management
>is: TENNIS.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers
>is: GOLF.
AMAZING CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the
>corporate structure,the smaller your balls become.
Randy MossSung to Rudolph the Red Nosed ReindeerYou know Dante and Carter and Denny and Griffith,
McDaniel and Berger and Boumen and Bennett.
But do you recall, the biggest a**hole around?
Randy the wide receiver,
Was a really pompous a**,
And if you ever saw him,
You prob'ly sas him drop a pass,
All of the other players,
Used to envy Randy's fame.
They all really loved how Randy
Played in all his football games.
Then one foggy ball game eve,
Randy came to say,
"I'll play ball when I want too,
I got paid, so scr*w all you!"
Then how the fans all loathed him,
But Randy still got rich.
Randy the wide reciever,
You overpaid son-of-bee-tch!
Are you a fan> A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Green
>Bay packer
> fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
>Packers fans
> too.
> Not really knowing what a Packer fan is, but wanting to be
>liked by their
> teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one
>exception.
> A little girl named Tracy has not gone along with the crowd.
>The teacher
> asks
> her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a
>Packer
> fan" she retorts. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
>"I'm a proud
> Viking fan" boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little
>perturbed now,
> her face
> slightly red. She asks Tracy why she is a Viking fan. "Well, my
>Dad and Mom
> are Viking fans, so I'm a Viking fan too" she responds. The
>teacher is
> now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your
>Mom was a
> moron
> and your Dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Tracy
>smiles
> and says, "Then I'd be a Packers fan.
NFL ChangesThe NFL announced today that for financial reasons, they had to eliminate one team from the league. So they've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, therefore saving jobs. They will be known as the TAMPACKS. Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string
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