dude that's not funny it's just wrong

I know, let's not do stupid stuff like that. Here is a good, not in the real world monster,
Dark Blade (1700/1300) Dream, A dark warrior with swords for arms.
Bright Sword (1300/1700) Dream, A light warrior with two bladed arms.
Mighty Warrior of the Double Sword (3000/3000) Dream, Fusion of Dark Blade and Bright Sword, each arm is sword, one is a sword of justice and the other is a sword of corruption.

awesome

Dream Catcher

Trap: All dream type monsters are placed in defense mode while this card is face up on the field

Blue Eyes Catcher (3500/2200) Dream, Fusion of Blue Eyes Master and Dream Catcher, any Blue Eyes White Dragon on the field is increased by 600 attack points and is put under your control, this legendary hunter of dragons will only go after the Blue Eyes White Dragons.
LightStalker (2800/2400) Shadow, Fusion of Swordstalker and Dark Blade, this dark warrior will attack any warrior of light and will normally win.

(Dream Catcher is Dark Magic's)

I'll mention that using Dream Catcher on Blue Eyes Master changes it to Blue Eyes Catcher.

Lighting Sword,Light(3200/2000) Fusion of Light sword and Lighting critter

Blue Eyes Mystic Dragon (3600/2700) Shadow, Fusion of Mystic Clown and Blue Eyes White Dragon, This supreme dragon has a mystic aura surrounding it giving it special powers.
Blue Eyes White Zombie Dragon (4000/0) Fiend, Fusion of Blue Eyes White Dragon and Dragon Zombie, once a Blue Eyes White Dragon but was brought back from the grave as a zombie and given increased attack strength.

Swor of Elements
Equip Magic: Gives 1000 atk and def to any monster that's attributes are fire,earth,wind,water

Decrepit Sorceror (200/2000) Shadow, An old sorceror that was once considered the most skilled in the art of sorcery, Add 2000 attack points to all Magicians.
Black-Hearted Ogre (1700/2000) Fiend, A terrible and vengeful ogre that hates everything and has done terrible things to those who oppose him.
Ogre of Black Magic (2600/3000) Fiend, Fusion of Decrepit Sorceror and Black-Hearted Ogre, This wicked master of Dark Magic is so ruthless that he will destroy anyone he sees.

Rainbow Ruler. Light(4000/4000) ruler of all good this monster will always prevail

Warrior of the Dark Scythe (2000/2000) Shadow, a dark and mysterious assassin, this dark warrior will not stop until her target is dead.
Warrior of the Holy Sword (2000/2000) Shadow, a dark and mysterious enforcer of truth and justice, this dark warrior will not stop until his target is safe.
Warrior of the Double-edged Blade (4000/4000) Shadow, Fusion of Warrior of the Dark Scythe and Warrior of the Holy Sword, this dark and mysterious wielder of a double-edged sword has no loyalties.

This message was edited by Gamemaster87109 on Jun 30 2002.

cool

Archeaologist
Magic: Retrieve up to five dinosaur type monsters to your hand from your deck or graveyard.

Blue Eyes Dark Dragon (3400/2800) Shadow, Fusion of Kuriboh and Blue Eyes White Dragon, A Blue Eyes White Dragon corrupted by dark forces.
Blue Eyes Skull Dragon (4000/3500) Fiend, Fusion of Black Skull Dragon and Blue Eyes White Dragon, Fiend and light combine to create a monster of unprecidented power.

Super Weakling-(atk-0/def-0):Becomes strongest card in opponents deck when attacked. All magic cards are eliminated

Reaper of cards fuse wit unhappy maiden= Reaper of rage-
atk 2900/ def 3000.: Reaper of cards gets mad enough to destroy the world when the unhappy maiden gets in her head

His head not her head. (applying to my mistake)