What was the most weird thing that youve seen in Oblivion???
Like AI problems, or really good AI that you never would expect, or something youve found that freaked you out,
or some really weird place or stuff like that...

Mine are, a house that i found, filled with zombies, not sure where it is...

Also one that everyone knows i guess, a guard killes someone, goes to the person he killed, checks the corpse and says: "He's still warm, there's a killer nearby"

I bet ive expierienced more but just cant think of them right now ...i'll post back later...

attack a guard whilst sneaking in a guard barracks with 100% chameleon and behold as the chaos ensues

quote Stabbing Westward

attack a guard whilst sneaking in a guard barracks with 100% chameleon and behold as the chaos ensues

i was in the imperial city and i was by a palace guard and all i did was draw my sword right infront of him looking at him and the ex-mage (in the white robs) was walking near by and pulled a staff out and started fighting with the guard. anyway the guard killed him haha

quote SirJamesofCyrodill

i was in the imperial city and i was by a palace guard and all i did was draw my sword right infront of him looking at him and the ex-mage (in the white robs) was walking near by and pulled a staff out and started fighting with the guard. anyway the guard killed him haha

I have been completely randomly attacked by a low level marksman trainer Edla Dark Heart outside Bruma.... she died quickly...

The weirdest would have to be, I tried talking to a Dark Elf in the Tap and Tack tavern in Bruma, he told me if I talked to him again he would stab me. So naturally I followed him out of town and killed him. Then later in a Dark Brotherhood mission I was told to kill some guy, then all of a sudden it said the mission was complete... it was simply that guys fate to die by my hand...

Yeah, the same happened to me. I've heard that was the hardest Dark Brotherhood quest- he was the one that I killed in order to get into the Dark Brotherhood.

I found this "super rat" in the basement of some guys house in Skingrad. It murdered my level 1 character but it was easy to kill later

quote Geek102

Wtf, how the hell did that happen??

haha another thing i did was go to the bruma guard room and placed poison apples on the tales and kill off the guards that was in there when they wernt looking i placed about 3 poison apples on the table and this guard walks in so i am watching him and he sits down and starts eating. i thought he was eating an apple but i seen that all apples were still on the table so i waited an hour and was about to walk out when i heard ''ughhh!'' and i turned round and the guard died in ragdoll off his chair and the others didnt seem to bother they just looked at him. i then killed a guard who was sleeping without being seen and then was seen stealing so i paid the fine and appeard by the front door of the castle. then a guard came out (without uniform just clothes) and said ''yes? how can i help you?'' and i didnt evan press A to talk to him so i pressed B and he went bk in then another came out and said the same thing and then another came out and it happend again! haha lol was funny. try is guys just get cought stealing (do it in the guard room) and then pay the fine and it will (should) happen haha. o btw i went bk in the guard room and the guy i killed on the bed was falling down the side (wall side) and two guards were just looking at him and they were standing soo close they looked like they were holding hands haha

ok there is one more funny thing (well theres more but this is funny) that has happend to me. i was in the dark brotherhood and i was doing the quest were you have to kill the family members and i was doing the one were you have to kill the tavern owner (think the tavern is called ''the drunken dragon inn'') anyway i walk in and there is just my target and an imperial guard who must have stoped for a cup of brandy so i think ''damn how can i kill him without him seeing me? hes looking right at him and they are about 2cm away from eachother!'' so i went behind the bar and went to the far right (if you are looking at the bar directly) and crouched down. i took my bow out and waited an hour to see if the uard would move. so it loads and he is now by the door not looking at the target. the target is standing up behind the bar looking at the guard and this is my chance. i pull my bow bk and fire an arrow at the barmans head and he flys through the air in ragdoll and hits the wall. as soon as he hits the wall the guard turns round walks over (still not noticed i am in the corner) and bends down at the boady and says ''still warm...'' and then walks out the tavern haha (its not really weird but its a funny experiance)

Bad glich in my case, but here it is...

Disembodied Martin....

His character map (textures) and his interactive/body map became separate entities.

His texture form stands there, firmly rooted the the ground (and I can walk through him), but his actual interactive form is nearby and invisible. Also, when I KO him, he stays flat on the ground. Problems with this prevents me from doing the Cloud Ruler temple thing >_< I'm going to just autocomplete the quests or something, to avoid this problem....

quote Ogmundr the Terrible

I have been completely randomly attacked by a low level marksman trainer Edla Dark Heart outside Bruma.... she died quickly...

The weirdest would have to be, I tried talking to a Dark Elf in the Tap and Tack tavern in Bruma, he told me if I talked to him again he would stab me. So naturally I followed him out of town and killed him. Then later in a Dark Brotherhood mission I was told to kill some guy, then all of a sudden it said the mission was complete... it was simply that guys fate to die by my hand...

quote LordBillyEsq. 4th

found this "super rat" in the basement of some guys house in Skingrad. It murdered my level 1 character but it was easy to kill later

quote SirJamesofCyrodill

haha i really dont no but i was soo pmsl i loaded it a few times and did it again i think it was because i was in the mages guild (arch-mage) and he helped me because he thought i was in trouble...but i didnt touch the guard thats the thing its as if he seen me with my sword out and went ''wooow! the arch-mage is in trouble! i beta help him!!!'' haha but i love it when there are gliches like these in games because you can spend time doing lots of things !

quote SirJamesofCyrodill

i pull my bow bk and fire an arrow at the barmans head and he flys through the air in ragdoll and hits the wall. as soon as he hits the wall the guard turns round walks over (still not noticed i am in the corner) and bends down at the boady and says ''still warm...'' and then walks out the tavern haha (its not really weird but its a funny experiance)

quote tallteen86

Bad glich in my case, but here it is...

Disembodied Martin....

His character map (textures) and his interactive/body map became separate entities.


His texture form stands there, firmly rooted the the ground (and I can walk through him), but his actual interactive form is nearby and invisible. Also, when I KO him, he stays flat on the ground. Problems with this prevents me from doing the Cloud Ruler temple thing >_< I'm going to just autocomplete the quests or something, to avoid this problem....

I just had something realitively funny happen, in the main quest mission where you have to steal the Mysterium Xarxes, I killed Mankar Camoran with a sweet homemade spell, then his body dissappeared and the quest log came up and said he had escaped to paradise.... I was mad and laughing because I was thinking like the pearly gates or hell since he was dead....

quote Ogmundr the Terrible

I just had something realitively funny happen, in the main quest mission where you have to steal the Mysterium Xarxes, I killed Mankar Camoran with a sweet homemade spell, then his body dissappeared and the quest log came up and said he had escaped to paradise.... I was mad and laughing because I was thinking like the pearly gates or hell since he was dead....