quote Hawkeye

THE FINALS



JAKE ROCKWELL

aka Whyt Choc'lit

Round One: Defeated ryancola
Round Two: Defeated Jecht44
Semi Finals: Defeated Fyrestorm

quote Biography

Jake Rockwell (born January 14, 1965), better known by stage name Whyt Choc'lit, is a rapper. Originally from South Wimbledon, London, England, he moved with his family to The Bronx in 1975 where he met B-Weezy who taught him how to rap. [1]Jake's characteristic eyepatch was acquired after being blinded in the right eye by broken glass as an infant. He is best known for a series of rap recordings during the 1980s, including "Children's Story" and "La Di Da Di". Once he gained a degree of wealth, he earned a reputation for wearing an enormous amount of gold and diamond jewelry, including many large necklaces with giant pendants, bracelets, huge rings on each finger, and a gold tooth.[2]

VERSUS

Controversy

aka Da Kard Shuffla

Round One: Defeated Cashis Clay
Round Two: Defeated Furious Faction
Semi Finals: Defeated mindgames

quote Biography

Controversy (born September 27, 1982 in New Orleans, Louisiana, United States), better known by his stage name Da Kard Shuffla, is an American rapper. He met the Cash Money Records collective as a teenager and eventually recorded for the label. He was a member of the rap group, Hot Boys.

In 1997, Controversy formed the group Hot Boys along with rappers Juvenile, Turk, and B.G., who released their debut CD Get It How You Live that year. In 1998, the group's major-label debut Guerrilla Warfare was released; it was followed in 2003 by Let Em Burn.

His solo career began with The Block is Hot in 1999. After releasing the albums Lights Out in 2000 and 500 Degreez in 2002 to little success, in 2004 he released the bestseller Tha Shuffla and eventually was featured in the popular song "Soldier" by the R&B group Destiny's Child. Tha Shuffla II followed in 2005.[1]

RULES
- You each get to pick the stipulations for your round. This means it can be anything you want (Straight up freestyle, topical, song, poem, tag, spoken word, whatever). To be the best you have to beat the best. This means beating whatever your opponent throws at you.
- You go first in your designated round. First rapper is chosen by a coin toss.
- If a third round is needed, it's a straight up freestyle, line limit 20. No feeding allowed.
- Reply time is limited to 72 hours.



Coin toss finished. First up: JAKE ROCKWELL



Choose your poison, make the thread, get to posting in the next few days. Good luck to you both.

FIRST ROUND RULES: DEADLY DICTION!!!
32 lines
Feeding
72 hours reply time
*Each rhyming couplet must build into a punchline stab using metaphors, similies, puns etc. Participants can't just use direct stated stabs...Example...



quote

My tactics known to eat peasants, the flow's known And Lethal
While you get Slept On like Sidewalks To Homeless People

quote

It's foolish to say he'll murder me or squeeze heaters
When the only bitches that catch bodies are cheerleaders


^RIGHT^



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Cats got the nerve to diss on a random thread I created
When this bitch is askin advice on the online bitches he dated

quote

This punk's homely as shit, so he's scared of posting a pic
So ugly the photo he picked would crash the site he hosted it with

^WRONG^

GOOD LUCK CONTRA, LET'S GIVE EM A SHOW.

Wait for the beat to emenate, grab the mic and leap to centrestage
Bitch only stand you'll make's at the end of ya street with lemonade
The heat'll penetrate, so I'm soon to be giving this bitch's eulogy
Musically I'll Rosa Parks your flows: No way them shits is moving me!

Alright, alright, hahaha, f$£k that, let's roll...Don't talk that slang like...

Stackin the cream when ya bout as black as Akeem the African Dream
If you're reppin the code of the streets, bitch my axe is a hacker supreme

It's Judgement Night, and out in the street you ain't no menace really
I've said it clearly: you're a fat prick waving cash in the face of Denis Leary

Better fear me, pride burns and your insides churn as the tide turns
And your entire hood gets sliced like I'm ridin with Rabbi sideburns

When will Mr. White learn? Still facin me, waitin on Hell to freeze over?
You've fumbled so many rounds you should buy ya Self a speedloader

Please soldier! Ya know anyone intellectual pans your ineffectual stands
Couldn't draw support with a sketch in your hands of architectual plans

No respect for this man, fear this prick? F$£k that domineering schtick!
This queer couldn't show rugged features screening mountaineering flicks

I'm a scary man: his Maryland fairy clan barely stand to my chest height
You and your faggot crew get swollen like R.Kelly's glands on a creche night,

I'm Drew-Carey-crammed-in-a-dress tight, Swiss you like Bob on Nickleodeon
Got Magnums spraying your face and chest like the F1 winners podium

Drink a sodium penathol cocktail, and stop playin as if ya shady as shit
Save it you prick, couldn't fence stolen goods biting lines from my rapier wit

You ain't blessed with clout, girls won't let you bounce their breasts about
If it's 7 digits your obsessed about, best join the Yakuza on 3 guest accounts

I'm a Jet Li type times Wesley Snipes so this fake clown wants to kop wreck?
Fellow Inmates help me deal this Kard Shuffla face down off the top deck

If walls have ears I'll batter this pussy tone deaf: That's a fact maggot
Smacked this wack faggot so often his sternum's developed a crack habit

Kid's got some gall, ya riskin it all, trip and have bearers lifting your pall
Bitch I'm appalled, my gears of war spin - while you just shift into stall

Put this shrew to rest, my silenced sniper's Tibetan: its view's supressed
Blew ya vest, gave you ice in ya veins with your organs in cooler chests...

Job done.

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- Magnum of champagne
- You chop off your finger as an oath of loyalty to join the yakuza
- Wesley got nicked for tax evasion
- silencer=surpressor

EDIT: Film link


This message was edited by Jake Rockwell on Apr 27 2008.

..It's been a week man, what's occuring?

He's shook!



ill stand in! (but not really)

Good verse son, had a lotta shit going on at once but I'll drop a verse soon.

Fix ya targeting beacon deacon, were seeing all these incorrect misses
Your aim shouldn't have been filler contest wit like 32 lines of indirect disses
Figure this out, Ya verse got a personal crisis which ain't looked upon smartest
And I took a week to start this so ask yourself who's really the CON artist?

Regardless I'll bomb ya carcass wit every step placed I've laced infantry mines
Your cover stays blown since a traitors Lojik is always to back enemy lines*
Plus ya weaponry is peasantry save yourself ensured humiliation
I'll shove more machinery through ya frame than a BORG assimilation

Salvation ain't the army but ya clothes so sickening shit belongs on health care
Forget rags to riches when Jakes brands are funded by ROC-A-WELFARE
This ho would have a yard sale and get torn apart in the scene
Cuz I'll bring lawnmower blades for the cutting edge of his marketing scheme

Turn ya lard into lean cuisine this chefs handwork just makes ya fold quicker
Your getting served worser than off shift waitresses to old tippers
Jake can't stomach my words or hold liquor, I'm just too rude in here
While ya bars remain ancient like that weak ass crew from CHEERS

My lines are souvenirs fvck ya badge of honor these attributes are limitless
I ain't talkin IC's when snitches only see Jake for reduced sentences
Leave premises defenseless that fancy structure ya revealing don't earn shit
This supposed to be about who has the better verse not the dopest building permit

My hands are blueprints to this nuisance, it'll feel like concrete split his face
I'll knock Jakes block off and build a new street in its place
Ya overweight stock of pork chops that Shoalin talk is a pathetic crock
Try raising ya arms five seconds without going into diabetic shock

I'm numb to that wack brainiac spit since everything performed was lame
And based on ya line length I can see why Storm was drained
Fvckin bootleg script snatcher, its a suicidal risk to rival this
If ya so Heavy on speech why are your rebuttals closed captioned for Subtitlists

I'm above finalist but you shouldn't be here; fact that ya losing is secondary
DQing the preliminary just means your advancement wit bitch moves are legendary*
Can't bury these metaphoric stabs they'll lacerate ya skin
Thats why I cut to the chase so ya won't have legs to stand in my way again

*In the examples above he down played his own bar and sided with Logiks instead
*He dqed Jechtt earlier in the tourney but gave me more than a week to spit

Jake Rockwell
Lyrical Stabs [0-5]: 3.5
Structure [0-5]: 3.5
Originality [0-5]: 3.5

Quotable [0-1]: 1

Put this shrew to rest, my silenced sniper's Tibetan: its view's supressed
Blew ya vest, gave you ice in ya veins with your organs in cooler chests...

Final Assessment [0-10]: 7

Firstly, that quotable was insanely creative and grimey. I didn't see a personal in there once. It's not easy to have nice personals with a metaphor to it but any attempt would have been nice. Rhyming faggot with maggot was awful but crack habit idea was great. The Wesley Snipes connection to the top deck bar seemed kinda irrelevant, just an attempt to throw in some current events. The Rosa Parks bar was pretty cheesy. The Yakuza line was pretty nice, probably could have been flipper better than 3 guest accounts. Solid verse overall.

Total [0-26]: 18.5


Controversy
Lyrical Stabs [0-5]: 3
Structure [0-5]: 3
Originality [0-5]: 2.5

Quotable [0-1]: 0

Plus ya weaponry is peasantry save yourself ensured humiliation
I'll shove more machinery through ya frame than a BORG assimilation

Final Assessment [0-10]: 6

I was confused with reading your verse and the given parameters. Quite a few times I found myself trying to piece together a possible punchline myself because the line seemed like a normal, direct stab so I could give you the benefit of the doubt. The Storm drained bar looks pretty straightforward to me and I was taking a guess at whether or not you tied in braniac with brains as in giving head and drained. I doubt you were but I don't see how that bar fits with the deadly diction theme. Some of your metaphor connections were just too obvious and simple for you to use, like building/structure, served/waitress, block as in head/street, and cut off legs/can't stand. They're just the first things that come to mind when coming up with a metaphor and you've dug deeper than that many times before. The low score is more because I don't think you really followed the Deadly Diction guidelines throughout your verse than it's really not good. It's alright, just the rules say that this is essentially a 100% punchline battle and your verse isn't that. I can also guess you were rushed and didn't have enough time since Jake posted awhile ago.

Total [0-26]: 14.5

Vote: Jake Rockwell

Thx shoes, you don't need to make excuses for me though you snooze you lose still applies. One or two more judges we need some input then its time for me to use home field advantage partna.

Jake Stompsshells

Lyrical Stabs [0-5]:3.5

Structure [0-5]:4

Originality [0-5]:3.5

FF’s Quotable [0-1]:1
Please soldier! Ya know anyone intellectual pans your ineffectual stands
Couldn't draw support with a sketch in your hands of architectual plans

Furious Fact [0-10]:7
Well it seemed as everyline had a pretty decent hit on em. It flowed out pretty good, a few stumbles but other than that i cant complain. There was a bit of imagery with most of it, the cooler chests line was a nice day at the park, lol. You kept it direct and to the point, linking lines together with good direction. Nice read.

Total [0-26] :19


Contraservedme

Lyrical Stabs [0-5]:3

Structure [0-5]:2.5

Originality [0-5]:2.5

FF’s Quotable [0-1]:
Can't bury these metaphoric stabs they'll lacerate ya skin
Thats why I cut to the chase so ya won't have legs to stand in my way again


Furious Fact [0-10]:5.5
I felt lost through most of it. Some bits and pieces were really intriguing but then alot of it was also standard. Even the quotable is a played out phrase but i like it, cuzz it felt grizzly. I felt that the structure of the spit was lost there was no evident flow to the spit as a whole which in turn loses my pattern. I'm not sure if it was the rules in place or what but this was not a contra typical flow. Either way you did try and i give you props bruh.

Total [0-26] :13.5

Vote:Jake SpotsCockWell

Thanks for the votes guys, much appreciated. Alright Contra, Homefield Advantage goes to you.

Yup thx judges, way to snatch the round up Jake you cerebral thug lol. I'm deciding between these two ideas for the second:

Who can come up wit the more depressing typestyle story or the funnier verse period? Shouldn't take me forever I'll post up the rules and everything soon.

DEPRESSION AT ITS BEST

Objective: To write 32 lines of the most heart crushing shit you can come up with. It can be about anything or anybody just as long as its in story form. I've never judged a typestyle before so categories in the voting format are based on whatever an exp. judge is comfortable with. My only stipulation is that the depressive sections of the spits is whats mostly favored scoring wise. Good Luck Jake.

Fyrestorm you need to close this battle between these two punks.

Hahaha, aww c'mon, it's the finals of the tournament, and potentially the last round. I wish it would get moving as well, but as long as one's willing to wait for the other, it's fine I figure. Besides, I need a challenger .