Best Quote

What is your favourite quote from the film? Mine is...

"You must cut down the biggest tree in the forest, wiiiiiiith... a HERRING!"

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries! Now go away before I taunt you again!

quote shadows power

"I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?"

Funny how he says that in an english accent to beign with

Tim the Magician's good too... "DEATH AWAITS YOU ALL WITH NASTY SHARP POINTY TEETH!!!!!"


ERM, WHO POSTED THIS CAUSE I CERTAINLY DIDNT. AND THIS AINT A JOKE.

This message was edited by flippyX on Jun 29 2004.

quote The Fridge

"We've found a witch. May we burn her?"

The start of the best part of the entire film.

"What floats in water?"
"GRAVY!"
"Cider!"
"Very small rocks."

"Well she turned me into a newt..."
"A newt?"
"... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Got better..."

Another great one:
Brother Mainar*: "The castle of Aaaaaarrrrgh!"
King Arthur: "What?"
BM: "The castle of... Aaaaaaarrrgh"
Bedevere: "What is that?"
BM: "He must have died while carving!"
Lancelot: "Oh, come on!"
BM: "Well that's what it says"
KA: "Look if he was dying he wouldn't bother to carve 'Argh' he'd just say it"
BM: "Well that's what's carved in the rock!"
Galahad: "Perhaps he was dictating?"
KA: "Oh shut up!"

*I dunno if that's how you spell his name...

"Who leaps out?"
"Galahad, Lancelot and I... leap out of the wooden rabbit... and... ... ... Look if we build this large wooden badger"
"Oh shut up!"


"You stupid English Cannnnnnniggits!"

"You silly English food-trough-wipers!"

"I fart in your general direction!"

"I don't wanna talk to you-a no more, now go away before I taunt you a second time-a!"

btw is it just me or does Arthur tend to say "Shut up" alot... *ponders*

"I'm your king!"
"Well I didn't vote for you!"

"You've got two halves of a coconut and you're banging them together!"