Catching Characters At Their Worst (Bloopers)

i got one
Mario and peach just gotten off the plain
they get down on the island and see Luigi vacuuming up the filth

Luigi-hi Mario how are you doing
Mario-what are you doing here Luigi!
Luigi-dont worry about it i already beatten up dark mario
Peach-than what are we supposed to do
Luigi-i don't know i guess take the vacation
*mario and peach walk off mad*
Luigi-what did i do?!

Im no good at these

im bad at these too but here goes

mario and peach arrive in their plane when they are greeted by the residents they rush over
locals:are you mario ?
mario: yes (says unsurely)
locals: welcome to the island
mario looks at peach and says:what no prblems or bad guys around here
the locals look at him puzzled
mario: you know a crisis a large reptile terrorizing everyone?
locals : well there is a graffiti problem
mario gets a small smile on his face
locals: but a tidal wave sorted that out
mario looks upset
mario to peach: oh well i guess we better go have a vacation
they start to walk away mario turns back and shouts :well if you need anyhelp ill be around


bad i know but hey it was my first time

quote DarkKnight

*Sirena Beach misson 2*
*Mario enters the boo fill hotel*
Mario:What the? Luigi!
Luigi:Didn't I tell you? I'm a ghost buster now.
Mario:Did you see a shine sprite?
Luigi:You mean a star like thing? Yeah but I vacuumed it up.
Mario:Nooooo!

I liked that one it was:cool:


Ok here go's

When mario chases Shadow mario (in pina park ) he see's the shell deal that spins and he tells every one oone on the shell ride " EVERY ONE OFF!! " then he tells the ride guy to put the speed up. He walks, then runs, and walks a million miles an hour. " Thiiiiisss iiiiissss goooood eeeexxxxeeeerrrrrccccciiiiiisssssseeeee!!!"(This is good exercise)*shadow mario gets away and destoise every thing*

This is the part where the fake mario kidnnaps peach)
As the fake maio runs up to peach,peach slaps the fake mario and the fake mario says,"hey! That was not in the scripe!"all the locals go "Hu?!""I mean what did you do that for?!"

Princess Peach:I'm yor mama?

Baby bowser:Yeah,he told me all about it!!! he said he...

disturbing,no?

Shadow Mario Checks In
Level:Sirena Beach

Walks into hotel.

"Uhh hi I'm shadow Mario, I would like to check in."
Hotel owner;"sure come on in."

Goes into the hotel.

"That'll be 50 coins Shadow Mario."
*Paints 50 coin bill* Here you go.
Thank you Shadow Mario, and enjoy your stay.
"I will."
"Man where is that Mario already? What he's only on Episode 6, come on now..."
"I'm sure am hungry though, I guess I'll have some of that fruit..."

3 hours later...
He's still not here come on!!!
I guess I'll go hire some Boos to trick him that they are me...
Hey boos!! Want to disguise as me!|?
Boo:"whats the pay?"
SM:I'll pay you 1 coin an hour to disguise as me!!
Boo: You got a deal!!!

*5 hours later*

Shadow Mario:ZZZZZZZ Man where is he?
Luigi walks through door
Luigi: IS this the ghost mansion?
SM:Nah. You're on Isle Delfino. Jump into that pipe and go back to your game.
Luigi:OOps Imasorry.

*5 hours later*

Shadow Mario:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..oh man what time is it? I guess I'll cause some mischief, maybe that'll atract him to come and catch me for an easy shine.

*Mario walks through door

SM: Hey it's Mario!!! Time to PART-AY!!!!!!
Catch me if you can!!!

Level:pinna Park

Mario: Phew im hot i need a drink
salesman;We sell drinks here anyone need a drink we sell drinks here
Mario:you got a beer
sales:what kind
ario:budweiser
sales:yep we got some
mario:let me get some
sales;30 coins
mario:ok here you gulpgulp
mariop:gimmie another one
gulpgulp

*10 beers later*

Mario:whowhowhothehellareyou
heywhereami i know im supposed to be saving some island of *beep* man *beep princess peach stupid beep i dont know why im serving her any damn way i aint getting beep from her stupid beep beeep beeeep

*more profanities*

where the hell's my yoshi dumb beep beepbeep oh beep
wobblu walks over to roller coaster attenndent
I wannawanna get one the on the rollercoaster

Im sorry sir we cant let you drunk and we dont want you to get sick. Its the rules

HEYHEYHEYyou dont know me man i just want to get on the beeping rideman beep how many beeping shines you want 500 man beep you cant tell me what to do im mario worldwide beep hero dammit beep man beep this im outta beep here

Where are you bowser where are you if i see you if i see you if isaw in you in person ill kick your green shelled ass so hard so hard buuuuuurrrrrrrpppp oh *beep8 oh man i need a powerup mushroom..what they dont have any in this game what the *beep8 kinda beep is that no stars or flowers either..

man *beep this outta here yall can save your own *beep*beep8 island