Paris hilton Dies in Jail... - Page 6

Everyone would 'bone' her. LOL Bone.

But she's a slut, makes a ton of money, and she's stupid as hell.

Not only does she look like a hybrid between a rat and horse, she has not tits and a very bony ass. I bet if I didn't get off the computer chair for a good 3 months I could have bigger tits than her. She's not hot at all I don't why so many people tink so. She is thin, but thats it, and way too thin in my opinion.

Paris Hilton dying would probably do more for her career then it would have if she was alive.

quote qwerty1291

Everyone would 'bone' her. LOL Bone.

But she's a slut, makes a ton of money, and she's stupid as hell.

Are you kidding me...

She has the widest jaw in the universe, Quagmire from Family Guy would be put to shame from her. She is so skinny Skeletor told her she should start eating again, and not to mention she has the mental wits of a four year old to match her standard stupified horse expression.

And I am not just saying this to be popular or anything, because there are many people in the media who are completely stupid and disliked that I'd bone, such as pre-bald Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan.

I mean seriously...

quote HamsterMan

Somebody care to explain why everybody hates Paris Hilton? You all slag her off but face it: You'd bone her.

No, bruh, no.

quote Oro Viejo

Paris Hilton dying would probably do more for her career then it would have if she was alive.

Quoted for truth. Think of the publicity she would get, would probably have to deal with her sister a lot more in the media aswell then.

quote Butters

No! No! Please don't sell me to Paris Hilton! She snores real bad, and she has a huge nose and this little squishy thing that lives in her pants! Please!