quote pokemon speedy
I don't see why you need any of that shit, just throw a job application form at them and watch them run a mile.
Chavs are everywhere, I was with the missus one time waiting for her dad to give us a lift when about 8 of them about 12 years old average as they were tiny as hell on weed or cigs I couldn't tell, hounded me and her ripping into my lass calling her fat and shit, taking the piss basically and threatening us. I held back all my rage not to kill the *bleep*ing lot of them and calmly walked into the photo shoot shop we were stood outside of, they didn't do anything afterwards.
The reason I didn't do anything is because I was 20 at the time and if I *bleep*ed any of this lads up then I'd have their families + a possible Jail time or whatever to deal with and I wasn't going to get a criminal record and screw myself out of job prospects because of some spineless tossers as long as they didn't hit me or more importantly her then I saw no reason to kick the *bleep* out of them, had they gone for me or her then hell it was self defence and provoked too
any one is fine to call me a pussy or a wimp but hey last time I lost it over some twat hassling her I nearly blinded the poor lad and I felt guilty over that to an extent
I just Google'd "Chavs" and I'm still having difficulty identifying who they are/what they want/where they came from. They look like rogue baseball players who think the athletic look goes well with plaid...

Christ almighty, who taught you Brits to dress like that!?!