Worst Crime you've ever commited. - Page 2

quote cheatin_man

i stole from wal-mart,and i broke into someones office yesterday!

Who doesn't steal from Wal-Mart?

I stole Flash MX 2004 yesterday....

I've never really done anything really bad though....

Forget what most people say about stealing candy from a baby.I attempted to steal candy from a baby and the baby bit my finger.A cop was right there when I did it and he didn't ever care.The cop actually started laughing.

When I was a lot younger, my dad took me to his friend's house. I took a bunch of stuff and shoved them in my pockets and whatnot. Like his son's legos. The hilarious part is, I went over there again. They said nothing about it. Not even his son. His son was still just as happy as ever.

And what's even more hilarious is, I still have the legos. They're with the rest of them in a box behind me. XD

Um... I plagiarized my mom's signature once. There was this stupid rule in third grade that our parents had to sign all of our homework before we turned it in.

I got good grades on my homework, but I forgot to ask for mom's signature once in a while. Once I got to the point where I faced getting punished if I forgot one more time. I forgot one day, so I just signed mom's signature under the assumption that if I had remembered to ask she would have signed it.

If it wasn't for that meddling kid sitting next to me, I would have gotten away with it, too...

Also, in fourth grade, I got a pocketknife for Christmas and I was really excited because I loved camping then, so I took it into school for Show and Tell. The teachers pulled me out of class, but when they realized why I did it, they let me off with a warning. I honestly didn't know that we weren't supposed to bring weapons into school.

Illegal possession of dangerous firearms.

Actually, it was both me and my dad. The reserve security found, in our SUV, an AR-15 rifle and a pair of modified .50 caliber lever-action rifles. They confiscated the weapons and called their management. But guess what? We squirmed out of the violation because well, first, it was in China, and second, my uncle owns a third of the hunting reserve.

- public vanadlism of walls, public transportation, etc. over $500,000
- shoplifting...alot(and when i say alot, i mean it) over $300 of stuff each time pretty much
- B&E
- driving without a license


that's pretty much it. the judge told me how much the vandalism charge was..i got 1 night in jail, a fine of $5000, and community serive for it..yet it still keeps on happening? haha

the other 2 haven't been caught for yet though.