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Yoshi_Guy The Yoshi never stops jumping threadnought total posts: 675 since: May 2005	Aug 22, 05 at 2:47pm ^ Why did the chicken cross the road?
	Log in to remove this sponsored message I saw this whilst searching the web Funny answers to the question "why did the chicken cross the road?". Hear what Martha Stewart, Jessica Simpson, Jerry Seinfeld, Snoop Dogg, Homer Simpson and other famous people have to say about it. (link below) Chicken Joke Which is your favorite? myn is moses/bible ------------------- quote Prime Function The KFC in my town got closed after one week because someone found a rats head in the chips. =/ They are currently open but that is one of the reasons why I have never had a KFC and I never will.
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Spyro Rocks I got pwned by Jesus Resident Neo total posts: 2814 neopoints: 236 since: Jul 2004	Aug 22, 05 at 3:36pm ^ re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
	SR- I liked: quote Homer Simpson There was a free beer on the other side of the road. quote Grandpa In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. quote The Bible And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. They were all funny but those were the funniest. ------------------- I love you Jesus Now Mac N Cheez
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JTnut Paulo Sergio! Sergio! Paulo Sergio! Neolithic since: May 2005	Aug 22, 05 at 4:24pm ^ re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
	because it was finger lickin gooood! -------------------
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Yoshi_Guy The Yoshi never stops jumping threadnought total posts: 675 since: May 2005	Aug 22, 05 at 4:30pm ^ re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
	yeah the bible one was good ------------------- quote Prime Function The KFC in my town got closed after one week because someone found a rats head in the chips. =/ They are currently open but that is one of the reasons why I have never had a KFC and I never will.
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TurMoiL911 A man, a lighthouse, and a city. (moderator) Action [PS3] total posts: 29493 GameGrep pts: 1928 since: Apr 2004	Aug 22, 05 at 4:32pm ^ re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
	quote Saddam Hussein's Answer: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Whoever thought of this site is brilliant !!! ------------------- Tango Uniform Romeo Mike Oscar India Lima 9iner 1ne 1ne
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Homo_Sexual not-such-a-newbie since: Aug 2005	Aug 22, 05 at 5:23pm ^ re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
	I like most of the answer, some was unexpected, but this : Jessica Simpson 's Answer: Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean? Talk like a true blonde she is.
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black ied peas Dereshi-shi-shi-shi ^_^ ultra seeker total posts: 1466 since: Jul 2005	Aug 22, 05 at 8:10pm ^ re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
	The chicken crossed the road to become my dinner.HEEHHEHEHEHE...mmhmmm fried chicken -------------------
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supreme kai Neoholic total posts: 10766 since: Dec 2004	Aug 22, 05 at 8:14pm ^ re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
	The chicken wouldn't cross the road unless there was no traffic... lol it would be scared by the noise
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Yoshi_Guy The Yoshi never stops jumping threadnought total posts: 675 since: May 2005	Aug 22, 05 at 9:06pm ^ re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
	heres another one that i like Why did the chicken cross the road? Epicurus's Answer: For fun. ------------------- quote Prime Function The KFC in my town got closed after one week because someone found a rats head in the chips. =/ They are currently open but that is one of the reasons why I have never had a KFC and I never will.
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Sadistic Killuminati Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5273 since: Jun 2005	Aug 22, 05 at 9:18pm ^ re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
	quote George Bush's Answer: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. quote Saddam Hussein's Answer: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. LOL pretty funny. The Homer one wasn't that bad either. -------------------
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Arcaida Permanently Plugged In since: Aug 2003	Aug 22, 05 at 9:25pm ^ re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
	quote Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get his free Apple iPod ofcourse! You guys gotta keep with the times. ------------------- TONI RUB THAT BONEY 2012
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Yoshi_Guy The Yoshi never stops jumping threadnought total posts: 675 since: May 2005	Aug 22, 05 at 9:28pm ^ re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
	they're all pretty funny but my all time favorite is the moses one ------------------- quote Prime Function The KFC in my town got closed after one week because someone found a rats head in the chips. =/ They are currently open but that is one of the reasons why I have never had a KFC and I never will.
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Sylvos The user who made this post is lying. just getting started! total posts: 132 since: Aug 2005	Aug 22, 05 at 9:28pm ^ re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
	quote The site Steve Jobs 's (Apple) Answer: Because of the brand-new iChicken- a portable device that crosses roads, lays eggs, gives wakeup calls and provides dinner, automatically. This amazing device can simply plug in to the $4000 iCoop to produce additional iChickens and recharge existing iChickens, or plug it into the $9000 iChop to convert iChicken files into iFood. iFood-to-Regular Food converters sell for an additional $50/month fee, however the optional iFood-to-FoodXP converter is still in development. iChickens are only available from authorized iDealers, which can be found in nearly every US state. If your iChicken develops a disease or stops working, you must send it by FedEx Overnight to Littleton, Montana and our iTechnicians will send you a replacement within 3 months. The iChicken. Wow. ------------------- {Fable:The lost chapters}
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DeadDogInc Knowing the unknown. Still Seekin' since: Aug 2002	Aug 22, 05 at 9:36pm ^ re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
	quote Joseph Stalin's Answer: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette. Haha! That's gravy. -------------------
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Yoshi_Guy The Yoshi never stops jumping threadnought total posts: 675 since: May 2005	Aug 22, 05 at 9:37pm ^ re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
	quote DeadDogInc quote Joseph Stalin's Answer: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette. Haha! That's gravy. Gravy?! wtf are u on about? ------------------- quote Prime Function The KFC in my town got closed after one week because someone found a rats head in the chips. =/ They are currently open but that is one of the reasons why I have never had a KFC and I never will.
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