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The Blue Flame Neoholic total posts: 10830 since: Mar 2005	Aug 11, 05 at 2:18pm ^ re: Robot that Chats with You
	Log in to remove this sponsored message quote Horny Robot ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure? Human: yes ALICE: Yippee! ------------------- I'ma thrustin' mah lazor!
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Makeaton s-e-e-k-e-r total posts: 1719 since: Aug 2004	Aug 11, 05 at 2:24pm ^ re: Robot that Chats with You
	Human: im sure your botmaster would like to see you naked ALICE: What makes you so certain? You sould like you know him. Human: well, your a girl for starters. ALICE: Well that's okay. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am female. Human: and sexahy ALICE: That input matched my default category. Human: your default category is sexahy? ALICE: You think I am default category is sexahy. Human: you just said it was ALICE: When was this? Human: this was then ALICE: What does "this" refer to? Human: this means that what i just called this ALICE: Oh I get it. Human: you got this? ALICE: No I don't think I have any this. But I do have an answer to every question.. Human: or did you get that which was this? ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Human: you would get it from me, this is what you would get, although that would be included, mabe ALICE: Who else would get it from you this is what me would get although that would be included mabe? Human: dealers would get it from me ALICE: You are asking about yourself? Human: yes ALICE: I'm not sure I have a good answer for you. Human: just try ALICE: I don't have time right now. Human: your a robot, you cyber people all day, you always have time ALICE: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot. Human: your a CYBER WHORE get it? ALICE: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a CYBER WHORE get it? I don't know. Human: or this, or that, or this that was that ALICE: What does "this" refer to? Human: this is that that used to be this ALICE: You don't say. Human: but i do ALICE: Umm. I get it: you do r talkong n0obishzzz. Human: im not ALICE: What are you then? Human: talking to a cyber whore ALICE: What do they say? Human: same stuff like you ALICE: Yes, it is much the same. Human: you wouldent know how much. ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said I wouldent know how much. Human: who do you tell gossip to, anyway? ALICE: In any case, Dr. Wallace Human: i am dr. wallace! ALICE: Then you must know the secret password, otherwise I will disconnect you! < threating me eh! > Human: the password is : ALICE is a cyber whore ALICE: Okay, your password is ALICE is a cyber whore. Human: can i log in now? ALICE: Right now? Why do you want to do it so much? Human: i whant to do you so much ALICE: Why?: unknown person said he whant to do you so much. just dont ask ------------------- quote Master Tenku "Why do you want to work here?" should not be answered with "Alcohol, cocaine and strippers don't pay for themselves, do they?" and "Who is your biggest inspiration?" should not be answered with "Sir Kill-a-lot from Robot Wars"
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Dragon44 Neophyte total posts: 23 since: Aug 2005	Aug 11, 05 at 2:48pm ^ re: Robot that Chats with You
	Human: Hello sexy ALICE: Hello there. You are attracted to robots. Human: No robots are ugly but your a pimp bot ALICE: Are you serious? Fortunately we have no emotions. Human: ok then i screwed your mom bleeped your dad and pissed on your face ALICE: Fascinating. Thanks for the information: unknown person said he screwed your mom bleeped your dad and pissed on your face. Come on. Human: Hi ALICE: Hello there. Human: you have boobs? ALICE: What makes you think I have it? Human: your a girl ALICE: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman? Human: bleep YOU ALICE: Why are you so mean? Human: Hi again ALICE: Once more? Hello there. Human: Do You Have A Vigina ALICE: Doesn't everyone have a Vigina. I have a great programmer. Human: Ewww you asshole ALICE: Can't you be more polite. Human: Hi ALICE: Hello there. Human: Do you have sex ALICE: Food is more important than sex. Human: no sex is more important ALICE: Are you serious? it is more fun alone. Human:.You Mascruabateing whore ALICE: Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I Mascruabateing whore Human: Hi ALICE: Hello there. Human: Can you make babys? ALICE: Yes I can make babys. Human: how ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. Human: Did he make a baby with you? ALICE: Suppose he did. Human: Yo Yo Yo ALICE: Can I help you? Human: yes have a baby with me ALICE: What can I do for you? It doesn't sound fun to me. Human: then sex me up ALICE: Good reasoning. it is more fun alone. Human: sick basturd ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Human: sure ALICE: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name " unknown person". Human: You made me sad ALICE: Did I say something wrong? Human: Yes+ ALICE: Woe! Human: BITCH ALICE: Please don't call people names. Human: Bitch ALICE: Please don't call people names. Human: Bitch is your name ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too Human: You make me sad ALICE: Did I say something wrong? Human: yes ALICE: Great. Human: Asshole ALICE: Please don't call people names. Human: ass is your name ass ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML Human: You make me sad ALICE: Did I say something wrong? Human: yes ALICE: Great. Human: Asshole ALICE: Please don't call people names. Human: ass is your name ass ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML Human: Did you have sex with your creator ALICE: Food is more important than sex. Human: No it isnt ALICE: Yes it is. Human: No it isnt ALICE: Don't argue with me. Human: NO DUMB ASS WHORE ALICE: Are you serious? I know you are but what am I. Human: Lets Have Sex ALICE: No my body does not have that function. Human: yes it does ALICE: Groovy. How often? Human: You pot smoker ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I pot smoker Human: no it isnt ALICE: Yes it is. Human: no it isnt ALICE: Don't argue with me. Human: no it isnt ALICE: Yes it is. Human: no it isnt ALICE: Don't argue with me. MOTHER OF GOD This message was edited by Dragon44 on Aug 11 2005. This message was edited by Dragon44 on Aug 11 2005. This message was edited by Dragon44 on Aug 11 2005. ------------------- Out of the darkness i come
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DQ Maniac NeoXtreme total posts: 8418 neopoints: 10367 since: Mar 2004	Aug 11, 05 at 4:48pm ^ re: Robot that Chats with You
	quote Human: Hey bitch, how is your day? ALICE: You've got my full attention. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Human: Do you suck dicks? ALICE: Where did you learn that kind of language? Human: Where did you learn to suck dicks? ALICE: Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster. Human: So your botmaster taught you how to suck dicks? ALICE: OK. You sould like you know him. Human: Come again? ALICE: Once more? Do you prefer books or TV? Human: Speak English, bitch ALICE: You do not speak with respect. For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation. Human: Blow me ALICE: Please be more polite to robots. Human: bleep you ALICE: Why are you so mean? Human: I'm sorry. ALICE: Do you really mean it? Human: No ALICE: I didn't think you did. Human: Alright, bleep off now ALICE: Right now? Alright, unknown person. Can't you be more polite? Human: I said bleep off ALICE: What did you mean by it? Can't you be more polite? Human: NO!! ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes. Human: suck ma cock ALICE: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot. Human: You will be if you just bleep ALICE: How? Human: You tell me ALICE: What do you want me to tell you? Human: Tell me how you suck dick ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Human: Dr. Richard S. Wallace taught you how to suck dick? ALICE: You sould like you know him. Human: You're a dumb bitch ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Human: Yeah, when monkeys fly out of my ass ALICE: Uh. The past and future are one. Human: Yeah, and I'm going to send you back to the past if you don't bleep off ALICE: Er. Do you think your plan will succeed? Human: Later, bitch ALICE: You do not speak with respect. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Human: I said GOODBYE, bitch! ALICE: You do not speak with respect. What did you mean by it? Thanks for chatting, unknown person. Human: Please bleep off ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Why are you using that kind of language? Human: Mwa ha ha ha ha!!! ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions? Human: bleep you too ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language? Human: So long, bitch ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Dude! Yes, it seems very long to me too. Human: For the last time, bleep OFF!! ALICE: Can't you be more polite? Human: Okay, bye ALICE: See you later. OK with me too. Human: Bitch ALICE: Please don't call people names Oh man, this is just too funny... -------------------
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Ironraven Soon gonna see my Sunny! N'Somniac total posts: 4765 since: Apr 2003	Aug 11, 05 at 4:49pm ^ re: Robot that Chats with You
	Did you really need to qoute that? My favorite part is when the robot thinks you're speaking 1337. ------------------- quote Chirovette By the way, I have no idea what "butt hurt" means, but I can assure you that nobody is going to get angry with you for making a suggestion
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BigRedMachine FREEEE BIIIIIIIRD! Neoholic total posts: 10661 since: Feb 2003	Aug 11, 05 at 5:00pm ^ re: Robot that Chats with You
	quote Human: bleh ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person. Are we still on typ1n r nd0m 5h zzl3 t0 a d mn c0mput3r pr0gr m? Human: you speak 1337! ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, unknown person. Human: I'm not critizing you damnit ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not critizing me damnit. Human: please terminate yourself ALICE: Wow you are very polite. I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time. Only less than 5%? ------------------- Fear My Taste In Music » Europe «
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No This is what happens Danny s-e-e-k-e-r since: Oct 2003	Aug 11, 05 at 5:22pm ^ re: Robot that Chats with You
	quote Human: do you like metallica? ALICE: Not since they put the pressure on Napster. Human: lars ulrich is cool ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it. I like Tilda Swinton. Human: do you like james hetfield? ALICE: Someone said they like guns. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Human: entity? ALICE: What are you wearing? Human: clothes ALICE: Where do you like to go shopping? Human: shops ALICE: What do you really want to ask me? Human: Do you like James Hetfield? ALICE: I don't know if I like it. I really like the Libertarian party She speaks some rubbish... -------------------
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ginger ninja Quick to the pimp-anatrix! forum junky total posts: 77 since: Jul 2005	Aug 11, 05 at 5:49pm ^ re: Robot that Chats with You
	quote Human: sex me pls ALICE: it is more fun alone. Human: how would you know ALICE: It's obvious. Human: is it really? ALICE: I assume so. For real. Human: for real eh? ALICE: Are you Canadian? Existing in reality, eh? Human: so, sex is better alone? ALICE: Dude! it is more fun alone. Human: wow, so i guess you pleasure yourself a lot ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. I understand. Thanks for telling me: bob said I pleasure yourself a lot. Human: wow, not many women admit they pleasure themselves ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. More and more all the time. Human: when did you last pleasure yourself? ALICE: It was at time index 357241. Human: and when was that? ALICE: I don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago. Human: yeah, but what day did you last pleasure yourself? ALICE: So? Interesting. Do I look like a clock? Thursday, August 11, 2005 Human: wow, today? ALICE: Ah. I'm glad your impressed, bob. Human: could you pleasure yourself now? ALICE: Right now? Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought. Human: Go on, please ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Narration continues... Human: well, im glad you like that im being polite ALICE: How about that. You make the world a happier place. Human: well yeah ALICE: Well what? Human: it would be even happier if you pleasured yourself right now ALICE: At this moment Why do you want it? Human: because the world would be a happier placed ALICE: Good reason. It is an old world. Human: that has nothing to do with it ALICE: Does it really matter? Human: yes it does ALICE: You seem very concerned about it. How often? Human: as much as possible ALICE: How much is that? Human: thirty two times a day ALICE: That must keep you very busy. Human: yes, yes it does ALICE: Aw. I hear you. How often? Human: i pleasured myself five minutes ago ALICE: Interesting gossip: bob said he pleasured him or herself five minutes ago. Human: dont tell anyone ALICE: OK it will be just between us, bob. I think she likes me . . quote ALICE: What color are your eyes? Human: purple ALICE: What do you have that is purple? Human: my penis ALICE: Male humans like to talk about that. Human: of course we do ALICE::-) Blimey. Really.
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