Brazil-Cloudy with 100% chance of spiders

FLAME ON, and all is well.

I eat spiders, a practice I trust my slave Smell The Chiken will soon adopt.

Thread title's cheesy as *bleep*, but it's something I've heard about. I can't stand spiders. I don't see the logic in that I'm not afraid at the thought of a shark, but I'll get all antsy if I so much as see a picture of one of the little devils.

I don't think spiders are particularly fond of me either. I try and kill them quickly because I'm too afraid to put them on a sheet and take them outside, and I don't want it to hurt too much. Smack 'em with a book, or something else heavy is my motto. At least I don't do what my dad did to overly huge spiders he couldn't get to go outside or squash, and put them in a bathtub with boiling hot water until they're scorched.

So as for the question, I would react horribly. Not even something I'd like to think about.

I would definitely kill myself if that happened ;_;

If one even comes close to me I cower in a corner. If one jumped on me, the reaction would be...somewhat hilarious for people watching.

That's another country I can add to my list of places to never go ever.

Burn the city to the ground.