Beards - Page 4

quote Dreadlock Holiday

I grow a decent neck beard.

quote person_47

Takes me a about 4 days to get a nice beard in. If I want to look like a pedophile it takes about a month. Found some pictures from a dirty pedophile beard off my friends and I had. I was second in size but first in dirty creepy beardness.

Spoiler:gross beards

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then I trimmed it and it looks like this:

Spoiler:happy beard

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quote person_47

quote walnuts

quote person_47

Takes me a about 4 days to get a nice beard in. If I want to look like a pedophile it takes about a month. Found some pictures from a dirty pedophile beard off my friends and I had. I was second in size but first in dirty creepy beardness.

Spoiler:gross beards

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then I trimmed it and it looks like this:

Spoiler:happy beard

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You sir, should NEVER be beardless - you have a magnificent beard, very well looked after. Mine looks a bit wild at the moment because I can't afford just yet to go down and get it neatly trimmed by the barber. Hopefully in the next week or two I'll go down and get cleaned up.

But yeah, massive props on an excellent beard.

Haha thank you very much. I've never had an actual barber trim it but when my grandma was in the states she bought this (what I thought was pretty obviously a) women's adjustable body hair trimmer thing that she thought was for beards and I used it (just to make grandma happy) and the damn thing worked unreal. Still using it today. It's the most ridiculous looking pink Remington thing that I wouldn't be caught dead holding in public.

quote person_47

quote walnuts

quote person_47

quote walnuts

quote person_47

Takes me a about 4 days to get a nice beard in. If I want to look like a pedophile it takes about a month. Found some pictures from a dirty pedophile beard off my friends and I had. I was second in size but first in dirty creepy beardness.

Spoiler:gross beards

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then I trimmed it and it looks like this:

Spoiler:happy beard

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You sir, should NEVER be beardless - you have a magnificent beard, very well looked after. Mine looks a bit wild at the moment because I can't afford just yet to go down and get it neatly trimmed by the barber. Hopefully in the next week or two I'll go down and get cleaned up.

But yeah, massive props on an excellent beard.

Haha thank you very much. I've never had an actual barber trim it but when my grandma was in the states she bought this (what I thought was pretty obviously a) women's adjustable body hair trimmer thing that she thought was for beards and I used it (just to make grandma happy) and the damn thing worked unreal. Still using it today. It's the most ridiculous looking pink Remington thing that I wouldn't be caught dead holding in public.

Man, I've tried so many home products but they just never work for me, so I just pay my barber $20 for a full head treatment (haircut + beard trim) and he does an amazing job. I just haven't been recently because I've been pissing my money away on food

Ahh the old "shall I eat" or "shall I look badass", a debate that has daunted man since the dawn of time.

Really though all you want is a combination of straight razor (just a shit safety one will do) and an adjustable height body trimmer (facial hair trimmers ALL suck for some reason). You play with length with the trimmer and then fine touch with the shit razor, just have to be careful not to take too much with the straight.

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