Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 12] - Page 11

quote John234MKWii

Dreadlock Holiday It's been raining here since 4pm.

Granted, the cheaper they are, the less likely it is for you to get a bite.

I wish I had special night vision.

granted, you see bad things at night like vamps and werewolfs.

i wish Kommando would corrupt this wish: i wish to have sex.

granted your first wish is corrupted(it's me)and for your second wish-
you go to a brothel and you get the worst person there and while you're at it you get STIs and you get her pregnant so you get sued $200,000 and another $200 for not paying for the night and you have to pay ANOTHER $120,000 for surgery on your genitals(you have STIs)

i wish i had the ability to stop time

this one was for Nuke77-sorry

quote CTTR champion

I wish Nuke77 would stop posting...for life.

Granted, but he is replaced by ThunderHitler

quote honorablesamurai

i wish i had the ability to stop time

Granted, you can only stop time for yourself and you become a statue.

I wish for a better weapon.

Granted, but you get ad spammed to death.

I wish for a fully functional copy of Gungnir.

Granted, but now you must attend as many parties as possible, if you don't feed off the party atmosphere, you die.

I wish I had more time to party.

Granted but all your memories now come to life and annoy the hell out of you.

I wish for a machine where i could visit game worlds.

It's strange how everyone want's to go to heaven but they don't wanna die at the same time:P
Granted but it's the crappiest life you could live while dead
I wish for an 137 sided die.