French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction. - Page 3

Should some of us Germans give them a hand?

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

The day British people cant have a bit of a laugh slagging off the French is a sad day indeed. And hey im Scottish i get slagged from the bloody Irish, English and the French so i have to hit back. We know its immature and silly. Thats the whole point. Its just a joke. The vast majority dont take it seriously.

And the feeling is most definately mutual. Ever been in a Call Of Duty lobby full of French and British players? WOOOHEEY is that a barrel of laughs. Ahem.

And the French do infact have a long history of profficient fighters going back to the middle ages. Their performance in the 1st world war in arguably the most violent and deadly battles in human history was second to none.

However the French have lost some absolute stinkers. Their defeat in the napoleonic battles and invasion of Russia was an absolute disaster. Their defeat during WW2 was swift and absolute (although the only reason Britain survived these initial manouvers is because we have some water between us).

The US wa in Veitnam was partly CAUSED by a horrendous French defeat there. Though america cant say much about faliure in that region i suppose.

France just seems to always lose when it really counts. And they have signed many surrenders in their history. They have a very sketchy and patchy history with militair success. But then so do most nations. Frances just stand out due to their strategic importance and being very recent.

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Yeah, where would British and French culture be without some friendly mud slinging?

Exactly. And it aint just Britain and France. The Uk and the Aussies, New Zelanders and others all have some friendly rivalries regarding sports, culture and history which often bowl over into poop flinging banter. Even within the UK Scotland and England have a sort of friendly rivalry going on. I have plenty of English mates and the banter comes thick and fast. Its way more often than not just good fun.

Though admitantly the British and perticularly English attitude to France can often spill over into outright hate but thats very rare, and it certainly goes both ways.

I personally dont have any REAL ill feelings towards the "cheese eating surrender monkeys".

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I have it on good authority that French girls at least are not shit in bed.

You know it, what I wouldn't give for One night in Paris.

And NOT the one that carries a dog in her handbag, ughhh.

Wait. That's a woman?

Haha, like either of you would say no .

Wonder what's causing this. It seems pretty interesting. Must be some form of radiation.

I'd say no. I have a beautiful girlfriend.

and id say no because paying for a trip to an overrated city is not worth the time, effort and money, just for some shagging.

Oh yeah, that too.

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I don't really think there's actually that much banter between aussies and kiwis. We just like to poke at everything and everyone.

Nah sorry,

I meant there is banter between the UK and Aussies.... And then also between the UK and Kiwis.

Ahh, I getcha.

In any case, we aussies are much better at sport than you brits are!

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In any case, we aussies are much better at sport than you brits are!

HAHA !

*cough* Olympics *cough*

You were saying?

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I.... kinda dunno what i was saying cos i cant see that pic HAHA.

I always forget about your handicapped computer, dammit.