Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10] - Page 20

Granted, but everything that was easy to do has now become twice as hard as the hard things were to do before they became easy whilst everything that was hard has only became half as easy as the easy things to do were before they became hard.

Read it and work it out.

I wish every electrical item in my house generated it's own electricty out of nothing and I could sell any leftover electricity.

Granted, but the games become real and a dragon bites your head off.

I wish it rained Kool-aid.

Granted your dinner is as nice as your singing and unfortunately your singing is so shit that your dinner is not very nice... not very nice at all.

I wish Australian's realised they're all convicts.

Granted. Harbin is no longer racist. He's just his usual pungent, unbearable self, but he has gas.

I wish that I had zoom lens in my eyes.

Granted. Edgefan and TSE both return to Loungin' but the forum is swarmed by crazy bronies.

I wish that there was a way to get honey out of the jar without opening it.

Granted, but you no longer have a nose. Your face is flat, and you smell through your mouth.

I wish there was someone here to help me lick up all of this sticky, gooey honey that's all over my body.

Granted, you're a fish on the one day I go fishing and I eat you.

I wish the next poster would stand still while I piss on their face from above.