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I chipped one of my teeth on a Cheeto.

A *bleep*ing Cheeto. True story.

What the... how did you manage that?!

I dunno. I bit into a Cheeto puff and the inside of it was super hard. It was like biting a rock. My tooth just went, *crrrrrack*

Man, I had the same experience, except with a Lays chip instead. I twisted the chip in my mouth and ended up eating it on the edge, and the mother*bleep*er was rock hard. Tiny chip out of my front tooth as a result of it, still feel the *bleep*er every day, like a reminder not to *bleep* around when eating your chips man!

Man, I had no idea there was anyone else in the same boat...I thought I was alone in this world, sustaining a serious injury thanks to a snack food.