Neoseeker Members: Your RPG Party - Page 4

quote Ditnopota

Valve, only reason you weren't on my team is that I've tagged you far too many times in my posts lately. It's like 75% of what I post has you tagged in it, and it's too much.


You can be the elder that teaches us how to kick ass

quote KINGX2

Me and Strawberryclock will just run this shit into the ground.

quote Ditnopota

Vicarious, it'd be better if I liked Mega Man tbh. It's one of Orez's old avatars

quote Saga

quote Vicarious

quote Saga

Tenshi - Warrior.
Vicarious - Prostitute.
Virtue - Black Magician
Fluidity - White magician.
Charlie - Thief.

What the hell do I attack with anyways? A dildo?

You don't attack - You distract enemies.

Shouldn't I be the black magician thief? Virtue should be the cheerful happiness elf pony fairy, and the look on his face is always "^____^'", and he can cast out a dancing banana that says "Corn?" and twirls around over and over. The banana would do .1 damage to anything except for Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. It would do 10000000000000 damage to them. Lastly, his victory dance would of course be this: ""

Fluidity would be my waifu and we would have a love story within the group, because I mean black and white interracial relationship? Totally *bleep*ing awesome. Plus I'm a thief, so I can get her whateveerrrrrr she wants baybeh.

Saga would be the loli master, and he has a flute to summon the greatest of lolis to attack everything in their path. "THIS IS FOR YOU MASTER ANDYKINS! LOLI DIVINE SMASHER". Also, the flute would be made out of candy of course and he would give the flute to whatever lolis summoned for a job well done, and he would just pull another one out of his messenger bag. His special attack would be "get in my *bleep*ing van I have candy you little *bleep*ing bitch", and when the enemies get in the van it blows up on them.

Tenshi: Would just be like "RAWR ME LIKE SMASH THINGS" the whole time.

.....Also I love how Vicarious is the prostitute haha.

Oh God, I need to think hard about who would be in my party.

quote Ded Valve

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The Medic: Solx although given how he treats his xbox's I don't think he'd be a very good medic.
The sacrificial lamb that can die in the final part of the game so theres no point in wasting experience points on him: Agent Mo You'll just sit there at the back of the party. I intend to use you but the circumstances where I would need you never show up so you sit at the back of the party forever and ever.
The Tank: Ditnopota he loves to get banged by a pack of wild men now he can do it in a party full of men
Oh and Axe . I really don't know what you would do if Neoseeker was an RPG, you could either be the greatest or worst thing to happen to our team (most likely worst... definitely worst...all but confirmed) but it'll all be worth it for when we use you to defeat the final boss!...in which you'll lag us all out before we can save...nevermind, axe your out