Poopy Pants McGee - Page 5

quote Wysiwyg

I know it's a bit cruel but I do enjoy torturing my girlfriend with them. They do tend to smell pretty bad in these moments,

HAHAHA! Totally agree. The absolute pinacle of my farting prowess is when i manage to make her leave the bed OR the entire room with a fart. She looks so dissapointed in me LOL.

the thing is although she farts they do not smell. And i mean at all. My GF farts completely fresh oxygen for some reason. You could use her arse underwater as a rebreather. Well... I could. You could just drown LOL.

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If anyone is holding back from sharing their story with the community they are a pussy and a spoil sport.

I second this. If you have any entertaining poop stories get em out. Its just the intrenet no-one cares. Come on in, the poop is fine.

And LOL hiigaran, that is precisely WHY i didnt faint. I managed to hold on to consciousness long enough to get upstairs and lie down. I was sweating like mad and almost hyperventilating.

quote Ikari Shinji

quote Wysiwyg

Farting rules and reading stories about people pooping their pants is endlessly entertaining.

yes, if you have the mental capacity of an infant, perhaps

nah, its just about maturity.

and maturity sucks anyway. go be boring with the other mature people!

what can i say, its not your style of humor.

also, age =/= maturity.