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PokeGamer If in doubt, save as. ultra seeker total posts: 1327 since: Oct 2010	Oct 06, 12 at 1:19pm ^ re: Poopy Pants McGee
	Log in to remove this sponsored message its been years since i have done something like that... ------------------- GoldenEye Wii FC: 5486 4132 9541
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Rouge Elite Ruin is the Salvation of Man and Machine gone postal total posts: 465 since: Dec 2011	Oct 06, 12 at 8:27pm ^ re: Poopy Pants McGee
	Came close to shitting myself before when I had a bad case of diarrhea during school went to the restroom twice almost didn't make it both times.
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Benedict Vēnī, vīdī, vīcī NeoXtreme total posts: 8795 neopoints: 422 GameGrep pts: 722 since: Oct 2007	Oct 07, 12 at 8:36am ^ re: Poopy Pants McGee
	quote hiigaran quote Benedict quote Wysiwyg I was at work the other day, farting casually every now and then as you do People do that? you dont? i dont know about you, but when i try to hold a fart in for a long period of time (ie, longer than the time it takes to avoid doing it at an inappropriate moment), it gets uncomfortable.[/div] I just avoid farting everywhere... -------------------
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legendary one Forever a Legend seek-o-holic total posts: 950 GameGrep pts: 104 since: Mar 2008	Oct 07, 12 at 1:48pm ^ re: Poopy Pants McGee
	quote Wysiwyg I was at work the other day, farting casually every now and then as you do, thinking there was no problem. I got home that night and was walking around in my underwear when my girlfriend asks me if I have pooped myself. I thought the bitch be crazy. I went to the bathroom to check myself out just in case where I found a long brown stain in my white pants in the shape of my butt crack where I must have been trumping out liquid farts. I was a Poopy Pants McGee for the first time since I was a child. When's the last time you pooped your pants? This is called the Tiger Shart, mainly names by the long brown stains in your under garments. The last time I crapped myself was when I got out of surgery, came home and did not make it to the toilet in time... ------------------- White 2 FC: 1979-9443-7541
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hiigaran Sajuuk awaits beyond the Gate of Balcora Elite Seeker total posts: 31971 since: Dec 2005	Oct 07, 12 at 1:57pm ^ re: Poopy Pants McGee
	quote Benedict I just avoid farting everywhere... natural bodily functions are generally hard to avoid. its like popping a boner in high school, or vomiting profusely after a long night of binge drinking. -------------------
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anemony finite forum junky since: Sep 2012	Oct 07, 12 at 4:43pm ^ re: Poopy Pants McGee
	quote hiigaran quote Benedict I just avoid farting everywhere... natural bodily functions are generally hard to avoid. its like popping a boner in high school, or vomiting profusely after a long night of binge drinking. well the latter is easily avoided; just don't drink too much or at all =p ------------------- let me ache and itch
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Johnathan Morris Torn to Pieces. Still Seekin' total posts: 3269 since: Jun 2008	Oct 07, 12 at 8:00pm ^ re: Poopy Pants McGee
	I can imagine all the people eating and reading this thread. Dewott 17 Genesect 17 Badges: 2 ------------------- _{Ask.fm. ♡ Don't Fall Apart. ♡ Tumblr.}
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Liege Mirab, his sails unfurled. Resident Neo total posts: 2749 since: Apr 2011	Oct 07, 12 at 8:34pm ^ re: Poopy Pants McGee
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hiigaran Sajuuk awaits beyond the Gate of Balcora Elite Seeker total posts: 31971 since: Dec 2005	Oct 07, 12 at 11:04pm ^ re: Poopy Pants McGee
	quote anemony quote hiigaran quote Benedict I just avoid farting everywhere... natural bodily functions are generally hard to avoid. its like popping a boner in high school, or vomiting profusely after a long night of binge drinking. well the latter is easily avoided; just don't drink too much or at all =p well duh. its just one of many examples. i could list more if you want, but i think ive made my point. -------------------
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KR_1250 Custom Title Goes Here. Neolithic total posts: 6304 since: Apr 2006	Oct 08, 12 at 1:00am ^ re: Poopy Pants McGee
	quote Eithne god this is so gross lol But like two years ago I was really sick with the stomach flu and I needed to vomit so I did but I guess the force was too powerful so I shat at the same time. HAHAHA ! I love this thread, i have LOL'd about five times so far. I had a similair exprience to this. I was ill with gastroentiritis and had been vomming for days. I threw up so often and so hard that my throat was bleeding from wretching so hard. Anyway, i was vomming so much that when i went to take a dump i couldnt simply stop, so i rested a bucket on my lap as i crapped and let it all out at once. Also reminds me of a time my dog had diahrrea and shat all over the hall carpet. I have a complete phobia of shit so as i was cleaning it up it made me gag and vomit. I puked in the bucket i was using to clean the dog shit, so when i put my head near it the smell made me puke more. It was a horrible cycle. At the end of it all i had a bucket filled with dog diahrea and vomit. Viewing this made me throw up AGAIN. Not a fun day. Nearly fainted.
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Shadow of Death Grushdeva du kalt misht (category mod) My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic PC Games total posts: 25208 GameGrep pts: 3900 since: Feb 2003	Oct 08, 12 at 2:33am ^ re: Poopy Pants McGee
	This thread is full of smelly, disgusting win XD I haven't shat myself in years. I think Elementary school? Yeah, I was at home, I think waiting to leave for school (I could walk to school, it was a couple of block away) and I did the old shifting fart (shifting your weight off one arse cheek so it had an exit) and it felt ummmm, a bit wetter and squishier than usual, so yeah...At least I didn't walk around with it XD I've had plenty of near misses since though. Some that might not even have been misses at all technically (IE: didn't mess up my shorts, got to the crapper in time to avoid that at least). quote hiigaran quote Benedict quote Wysiwyg I was at work the other day, farting casually every now and then as you do People do that? you dont? i dont know about you, but when i try to hold a fart in for a long period of time (ie, longer than the time it takes to avoid doing it at an inappropriate moment), it gets uncomfortable. Yeah, I dunno how it is with other people but if I hold it in, it tends to reabsorb itself into my body and it just feels like I'll pay for it later (with indigestion or something). Occasionally I inexplicably get the farts that last hours. Had it Sunday morning. Not loud and didn't really smell at all (no smell I noticed and I have a good nose). Didn't eat anything unusual the evening before, so I dunno what was up with that 0_o ------------------- α Ω Blood Dragon ~\| Rift \|~ Starbound
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KR_1250 Custom Title Goes Here. Neolithic total posts: 6304 since: Apr 2006	Oct 08, 12 at 2:39am ^ re: Poopy Pants McGee
	quote Shadow of Death Yeah, I dunno how it is with other people but if I hold it in, it tends to reabsorb itself into my body and it just feels like I'll pay for it later (with indigestion or something). My body just will not work like that. If i need a fart, i will be farting within the next 30 seconds and thats just a fact. If i hold a fart in its a conscious effort from that point on and i can only last so long. I rarely hold them in at all. Maybe long enough to walk 5ft away and drop one away from people but thats the absolute maximum i can achieve. Any time i hold one in i get the "fart sweats" and my body just screams for me to let it go. Also, i just like farting.
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Wysiwyg :U true seeker total posts: 1002 since: Nov 2007	Oct 08, 12 at 3:02am ^ re: Poopy Pants McGee
	I also get those farty few hours myself, the regularity of them is so much fun. I know it's a bit cruel but I do enjoy torturing my girlfriend with them. They do tend to smell pretty bad in these moments, it's like what I've eaten the past couple days is all clogged up and rotting and releasing toxic fumes. It's usually when I've eaten cheap meat, so yeah, rotting meat gas. I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of maggots have dropped out every now and then without my knowledge. Farting rules and reading stories about people pooping their pants is endlessly entertaining. If anyone is holding back from sharing their story with the community they are a pussy and a spoil sport.
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Short Circuit Neo or Bust since: Apr 2004	Oct 08, 12 at 4:37am ^ re: Poopy Pants McGee
	quote KR_1250 quote Eithne god this is so gross lol But like two years ago I was really sick with the stomach flu and I needed to vomit so I did but I guess the force was too powerful so I shat at the same time. HAHAHA ! I love this thread, i have LOL'd about five times so far. I had a similair exprience to this. I was ill with gastroentiritis and had been vomming for days. I threw up so often and so hard that my throat was bleeding from wretching so hard. Anyway, i was vomming so much that when i went to take a dump i couldnt simply stop, so i rested a bucket on my lap as i crapped and let it all out at once. Also reminds me of a time my dog had diahrrea and shat all over the hall carpet. I have a complete phobia of shit so as i was cleaning it up it made me gag and vomit. I puked in the bucket i was using to clean the dog shit, so when i put my head near it the smell made me puke more. It was a horrible cycle. At the end of it all i had a bucket filled with dog diahrea and vomit. Viewing this made me throw up AGAIN. Not a fun day. Nearly fainted. Aaaaand this is where I lost it. This thread is horrendously disgusting, but this just made me crack up. A vicious cycle, hahaha. I can't say it's ever happened to me. I have good self control. -------------------
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hiigaran Sajuuk awaits beyond the Gate of Balcora Elite Seeker total posts: 31971 since: Dec 2005	Oct 08, 12 at 5:12am ^ re: Poopy Pants McGee
	well at least he didnt faint and fall head first in to the bucket... -------------------
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