lets make some yo momma jokes - Page 2

Yo mamma is so fat, she stepped on the scale, looked down, and said "hey, that's my phone number!".

I hate these.

The fat jokes don't make me laugh but the racist ones tend to make me smile.

I would have linked you guys to a joke thread but there's so many lame jokes in those I don't think it would have been very helpful, haha.

your mommas so skinny she accidentely hung herself on the clothes line to dry

RUDE

quote hiigaran

quote Benedict

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

technically the same thing applies to anorexic bitches with an excess of botox...

quote nuke77

yo momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!!!

hah! one i havent heard before...and i actually laughed! gg sir![/div]

Yo momma's so fat she goes to the shops in high heals and comes back in flip flops.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

'Bout all I've got.

quote The Pursuit

Yo momma is so fat dragoon dated her.

quote The Pursuit

dragoon dated her.

Lost me there.

Yo momma's so fat, it severely hurts her self-esteem.

Yo momma's so ugly, she got a facelift.

Yo momma's so black, her children are also black.

Yo momma's so white, she easily gets a sunburn.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's taking night school classes.

Yo momma's so skinny, the doctor recommends that she eat more during meals.

...You know, these were a lot funnier when Yo Momma was on MTV.