Rhyming FTW - Page 3

quote Lone Warrior

quote bronze0800

relax and let the good times role im sure lone warrior wont mind a few sex topics now and then.

You would be surprised!


Also:

Font, Charlie stole my font.
Charlie stole my font.
Charlie stole my font.
Charlie stole
Charlie stole
stole my font.

And since I'm pretty sure he's read it,
I'm waiting for a Charlie edit.

Yo, son what.

Lone Warrior says I stole his font, but he knows he is a fool,
Tried to come to my party to chill in my pool,
I looked at him and laughed and said "you got no class",
He called me a "tool", *bleep*ing ugly mofo you have to wear a mask,
Face so ugly even Dr. Doom said "pass"
I looked at Lone Warrior and told him that maybe can share,
But he looked at me like he didn't care,
He then said no and said that I had to go,
I slapped him in the face so hard that he froze,
Next thing I know, I was perma banned,
Gee, how mean of you man.

Wtf did I just type. ;I

Seems to me this thread is already just turning into a rap battle thread. This can, you know, just be done in Neo MC's Open Mic.

But if not

Look at my face, man, and tell me what you see
That is, only if, you're as tall as a mother *bleep*in tree
All day and all night you can talk shit, like a g
But all you're doing, bitch, is spittin on my knees

All I've got for now.

quote bronze0800

theres far worse things on internet then a few funny rhymes get a grip dude

I know there's worse things on the Internet, I'm not a child. Nor do the "offensive" words bother me in the slightest! It's moreso that the overall topic of scabs on vaginas bursting open isn't something I would ever consider "hilarious" or appropriate in this setting.

If I wanted to see feral images and smut like that there are plenty of places I can go. But for a site that's only 13+ I don't think it's appropriate.

And seriously, dude...ew.

quote Vex the Pirate

quote bronze0800

hows that gross ty king for the edit

What do you mean how is that gross? You're talking about nasty scabby pussing vaginas and you think that's not gross? Maybe that's all good for you but most people aren't into that

LOL




also the world avalon ive heard it before but never really understood the meaning seems kinda sinister thou

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But it sounded so good in my head.

Do you have flow, Muller?

quote KINGX2

But it sounded so good in my head.

Do you have flow, Muller?

I'm not sure, what rhymes with Muller?

How I love a girl who's flawless
even better when she's bra-less
but the thing that tops it all is when we swing

How I love a glass of Jack
or anything with Robert Stack.
But the girls we romance can't stay out of our pants when we swing

Yesterday got me feeling kind of blue
so you left and we replaced you with a Jew

We love it when the ladies squeeze us
that's an easy way to please us
But we feel like freakin Jesus when we swing

I love the work of Allen Funt
or a nicely shaven leg.
But nothing compares to the feeling that we get
No nothing compares to the feeling that we get when we swing.

First thing thought of seeing this thread,