Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 8] - Page 2

Granted, but it chases you everytime you get home.

I wish I didn't have such a celebrity crush on Angela Gossow

Granted, but the games are so horrible that you return it.

I wish I got stung by a bee.

Granted, but they are expired. Enjoy that taste.
I wish that I was better at talking to people.

Granted, but that genie can only grant one wish.

I wish my head would get more comfortable when I sleep.

Your wish has been granted! You sleep well every single night, and wake up feeling refreshing every single time. There is absolutely nothing bad that comes of this wish. The corruption, however, is the fact you had the choice to wish for anything, anything at all, but you wasted it on something petty, rather than something more worthwhile, like wishing for no more world hunger. Don't waste your wishes, Kokoro...

I wish I had two wishes instead of one.

Granted, but there's no money in them

I wish I had something to eat.

Granted, but then everyone gets bored.
I wish I had working copies of every classic Nintendo game.

Granted, but part of the cord is severed.
I wish that flies didn't exist.