Death by cherry - Page 2

Was chewing a handful of skittles one day, then I bit something hard. Turns out it was my molar.

Candy Blood.

Wait...someone took her cherry and she almost died? Or did an actual cherry try to kill her? Quite confused on that part. But either one would be equally interesting.

Anyways, I am a clumsy person. Food is always trying to kill me. I have accidentally inhaled various drinks and noodles. And probably some other food I do not remember. And I also chew hard candy, yet never had a chipped tooth.

I've had many a toothache from crunching too many pork scratchings.

Those things are bloody lethal, and cunning. You start off biting into the soft fat then suddenly, a whomperstomper of brutal rind smashes the shit out of your teeth.

I lost a loose tooth in 1st grade while eating a chicken sandwich. It got stuck in it and they wouldn't let me finish it.
Still pisses me off to this day.

I managed to choke on water yesterday. My sister made me laugh mid-swallow.

I eat properly and therefore have not choked nor died from eating.

ps: choking on a cherry reminds me of that New Girl episode luluul