Genuinely horrible movies/books/TV shows/albums

Have you ever watched, listened to or read something and just thought, "Wow, this is utter shit?"

After months of badgering by my friends I finally watched The Notebook and my god, I have never seen such a terrible movie in my life. Every single minute of it was total cliched agony. I felt like stabbing myself with an ice pick.

In the category of books, I'd say it's got to be The Cursed. It seems like a super badass, if fairly short, book about a tribe of invisible people in the jungle who killed the main character's father when his mother was still pregnant with the main character. However, it is impossible to follow since everybody has an alias, and an alias for their alias's alias. I have tried reading it four times. I can never make it past chapter two or three.

I can't think of a genuinely bad album, but for shows it's probably anything on TLC or MTV.

quote Triforce of Wisdom

I can't think of a genuinely bad album, but for shows it's probably anything on TLC or MTV.

In their defense, they still have The Real World and The Challenge. They brought back Beavis and Butthead too, so now if they brought back Fear then we can at least say they have crap and good shows on.

A genuinely horrible movie would be anything found at a dollar store. Some can at least be laughed at, but I'm talking about ones where nothing happens throughout the entire film. CBA to go get some off of my shelf.

Books? Hmm. I don't read books that get a lot of hate like Twilight, so I can't say anything for them.

Shows for me would be the new stuff they put on Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon. Not even trying to sound all hipsterish, some of those shows are just weird. Not the gross-out innuendo-filled Ren and Stimpy and Rocko's Modern Life weird, but just the-hell-is-happening weird.

And since I truly hate Lil Wayne, I'll just say any one of his recent albums.

Birdemic: Shock and Terror is the worst movie.
Ever.
The acting is wooden, the camera cuts off at the worst moments, there are plenty of horrible and useless shots, and the sound is mixed with no regard for reality. In addition, the plot concerns birds spontaneously attacking, exploding, and spewing acid, because of the environment. And best of all, the birds are all cheap 3d added in post production, that never seem to exist on the same plane as the rest of the movie.

I'll probably watch it again, it's bad enough to be enjoyable.

Robot Chicken. I don't get the idea of brutally strapping a defenseless chicken into a chair, forcing it to watch several TVs at once.

I didn't like Catcher in The Rye at all that much. I didn't like The Lion King that much including Mean Girls; Mean Girls is one film (well actually, majority of comedy films) that I can only watch once without getting tired of the jokes. Oh, I didn't like The Hangover at all.
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2 Broke Girls. Came on after The Big Bang Theory ( overrated, but still mildly entertaining) so I started watching it and gave up ten minutes in, it was that poor.

quote Bri

quote baragon600

dubstep.

Mmhmm. +1

I'm so sick of hipsters raving on and on about it acting as if it's underground....newsflash! IT'S MAINSTREAM NOW!

sorry but no one raves on that its underground anymore

its just people complaining that h1psterzzzz rave on that dubsteP is undergr0und, like yourself

the only thing underground about dubstep would be the artists that play at your local clubs etc.

I got this so bad with the hunger games >> people talked it up so much and it's just an idea that's been done to death with completely shocking writing.
Also it's really hard to relate to a character that has the depth of like a small puddle gosh golly. Reading it made me wonder if there was something wrong with Suzanne Collins because she's so awful at characterisation and conveying emotions ahah :L