Neoseeker's Most Eligible Bachelor

Men of Loungin': There are tens of ladies out there who would love to get to know you better, so why not let them? Tell all the ladies why you are a better suitor then the other men here. Is this a thread to brag how better you are than everyone else and throw each other under the bus? Yes, yes it is.

Ladies (as in Vex or Quierta or whoever else occasionally comes to Loungin'), feel free to pick out which man is better than the others and comment about our shortcomings.

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Me? Well, I am 100% rash free now, I am ranked in the top 12 in a class of a few hundred (so I'll be loaded with money in a few years), and I have big feet. Because you know what they say about big feet.

quote Smell The Chiken

Because you know what they say about big feet.

Big socks

I am a nice guy,
Know how to treat women,
and that's it...

quote Bunnyburn

I believe I am Neoseeker's most eligible bachelor for many reasons:

1: I smoke cigarettes.
2: I don't take care of my body. (see above)
3: I am poor with finances.
4: I have Asperger's syndrome.
5: I have no ambition or social skills (see above)
6: I hold grudges.
7: I lack the focus to maintain erections most of the time.


Come get me ladies.

Lol

quote Bunnyburn

I believe I am Neoseeker's most eligible bachelor for many reasons:

1: I smoke cigarettes.
2: I don't take care of my body. (see above)
3: I am poor with finances.
4: I have Asperger's syndrome.
5: I have no ambition or social skills (see above)
6: I hold grudges.
7: I lack the focus to maintain erections most of the time.


Come get me ladies.

This contest is over, give this guy the $10,000

I'm actually better then everyone.

Hey Bunnyburn, I know you must get literally pairs of PMs from these neoladies, but do you mind blowing some of the wealth over to me?

quote Best Player Ever

Hey Bunnyburn, I know you must get literally pairs of PMs from these neoladies, but do you mind blowing some of the wealth over to me?

I'm still waiting. I'm rather baffled at the lack of interest.


Maybe I should have added the obligatory penis measurement.

9: Average length, but far above average girth.

You neo ladies missed out

Cause I'm no longer single

Times 2.

But Best Player Ever

You were more then my running mate~

<3