My Grandfather thinks I'm gay - Page 2

quote Triforce of Wisdom

I've honestly never heard that one, but here tea isn't really the beverage of choice unless you're at Starbucks or something.

Wtf you go to starbucks and order ...tea
GEE AMERICA SURE IS CRAZY!

Edit: Oh right uh, it's something to do with you being more likely to pull your arm closer to you. I dunno exactly i heard this thousands of years ago from dinosaurs

quote Triforce of Wisdom

I've honestly never heard that one, but here tea isn't really the beverage of choice unless you're at Starbucks or something. If I stir coffee, however, I always stir it clockwise. Maybe it's because I'm left-handed?

EDIT: Why the heck would a left-handed person stir anti-clockwise?

Why would you go to Starbucks and order tea? If I am going to spend 1 million dollars on a beverage at Starbucks, there is no way I am gonna get tea haha.

quote walnuts

I comb my hair to the right because Dad told me as a young boy that only fags comb their hair to the left.

Good parenting obv.

Wouldn't really know because I don't drink tea. I drink coffee, mother*bleep*er.

quote Guugley

quote walnuts

I comb my hair to the right because Dad told me as a young boy that only fags comb their hair to the left.

Good parenting obv.

Lads hair should never be long enough to need a comb.

Either that, or too long and thick for a comb.