I love my friends.

My best friend's a cool sumbitch when he can be. One day his car ran out of battery so he woke me up in the early morning to go drive to the other end of the city and hook up my mom's car to his, only did it cause I know he's a great friend and he'd do the same for me. It's aight when you got that mutual thing goin on, complete trust in another fella.

And he'll always let me a couple of free puffs on his joints, I consider that being an awesome friend.

I love my friends' friends.

My friends suck.





I need new friends.

Nah my friends are all *bleep*s.

I need a friend that is willing to get drunk on demand. I've had one real life friend that came close to that and Chelskiman is almost the same as well. Neither of them can afford to buy alcohol though when I need them! It's not the same when you've got problems yet you're having to put yourself out of pocket so your friend can play the comforter, it defeats the purpose.

I've done it enough times throughout my time when someone has needed a drink and I've gotten drunk with them even on worknights when I have had to be in work at 3am and I'm just finishing drinking to go home and get changed at like 2am. I did always get told I was a good friend because I could always be counted on to go out for a drink with.

The best moment though was when my little Brother had to go into hospital due to his epilepsy and 2 of my friends wanted to take me out to try and cheer me up, that was really nice.

I hate people I know

I've got cool friends. Hell I had one offer to buy me some Beer a few days ago.