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Simon the Nekonin
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Post a moment in your life that didn't make sense.
A moment in my life that didn't make sense was when I was at a cafe and I went to the front and asked for a Coke and the guy was like 'Can I see some ID please?' and I was like "...For a coke!?" and he was like "Oh, sorry, I thought you said something else. I'll get you a Coke" I was like So yeah, is there a moment in your life that didn't make sense? If so, post it! -------------------
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AnonymousReborn
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Coke is also a nickname for Cocane. An illegal drug.
In the 1800's Coca-Cola used to be a medicine and they put cocane in it. Then they found out cocane is bad so they removed the cocane and sold as a soda instead. | |
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Simon the Nekonin
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I don't think someone at a cafe counter would be willing to serve anyone illicit drugs...?
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Kuja
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You live in Adelaide what do you expect? I get drugs from the asian chick at maccas on hindley st. -------------------
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Strawberryclock
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Oh Simon, I suspect you go through life not knowing a lot of things. You're like the most innocent person I've ever met.
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Lambda
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Okay, I've had a lot of these moments... Here's one
Okay, so I was walking down the road with some of my friends, and it was a Wisconsin backroad, so not driven very much like a city street or anything would be, and this truck just comes driving by way faster than the speed limit and nearly hit one of my friends. Before he did I pulled my friend outta the way and threw my arms up in the air, kind of in disgust with the guy. So the guy sees this, slams the brakes, and turns around and scolds me for being lucky I didn't run into somebody more ornery than him. Okay I'm sure most people would just keep driving no matter how ornery they were, I just don't get it -------------------
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Massive Attack
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So once, I walked into the DMV...
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ratking
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Bit my friend on the dick, led to oral sex.
Still not really sure how. ------------------- quote Anton laVey | |
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J Town
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In mathematics, an imaginary number squared (i^2) makes a real number.. I just can't quite get the two-imaginary-things-creating-a-real-thing concept
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Massive Attack
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quote J TownImaginary numbers exist purely for their practicality. If you ever get the chance, take a class on circuit design. Then you'll understand. | |
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Luigi 96
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quote ratking Bullshit I was in my class and our teacher walked in and she put a peice of blank paper on the whiteboard and waked out side and the principle came in and took it off and walked back out. ------------------- _INSERT TACKY PICTURE HERE_
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Shuyu
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Just yesterday, actually. I was reading a short script and my moment was when I realised it was a middle aged lesbian keeping an orphaned teenage girl in a secret room in her house after carrying her in from the street. And it was set in Nazi-era Germany.
I spent about 20 minutes trying to figure that one out. Didn't really get anywhere with it. ------------------- ![]() How to snag a lady: With sleepy drink. | |
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Mewtwo55
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The thread "WHY?". The whole thread was asking for it!
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U_Turn
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I dropped a 50p coin once on the table at school out of boredom, the coin just stood up perfectly still without bouncing. It defied all laws of physics. I couldn't even manage to get the coin to stand without dropping it never mind dropping it and it standing up perfectly without any recoil from the impact of the landing.
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CroKa
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I realised that my math teacher(female) has a moustache.
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