if you found a jenie lamp and could have 3 wishes what would you wish for

Immortality
Godly Powers
A Harem

quote GTA_Fanatic

quote Blue Moon 2006

the obvious... unlimited wishes...

This.

Immediately after that, I'd wish for an infinite source of money, immortality (for me and for my family and friends... and Redemption 'cause he deserves it), the ability to control time, the ability to control space, the perfect video game (Grand Theft Auto: Earth, anyone?), a private island, another private island - screw it - twenty private islands, a mansion on each private island, the world's fastest computer, the world's slowest computer (to place next to the world's fastest computer to make it seem even faster), the world's fastest internet connection, a pet flying monkey that's quite intelligent and talks with a British accent, and, uh... world peace.

I think that covers the important stuff.

quote Magnaillusion CM

I'd wish "genie" on the title this thread was spelled right.


I'd wish to be able to have anything I want by just saying it aloud, that including even unreal things and actions.


I'd wish that, if I don't like the outcome of something done by the aforementioned ability to create things, I could just erase it to non existance by telling it to erase itself.