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ShortMan Accepting Christmas Hat Requests (moderator) Call of Duty: Modern Warfare: Reflex [Wii] total posts: 11108 neopoints: 100 GameGrep pts: 483 since: Dec 2007	Oct 12, 08 at 9:50am Joke Thread
	Continue posting your best jokes here! Thread Edition: 9 Previous Thread: 8. This message was edited by ShortMan on Oct 12 2008. ------------------- Organisation Z XXIII DigiPort
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walnuts Resident Fascist NeoXtreme total posts: 8818 since: May 2008	Oct 12, 08 at 10:58am re: Joke Thread
	Your latin is all wrong. You've said that this is the 9th edition of this thread, and yet you have written in latin 'Joke Thread No. 8' -------------------
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ShortMan Accepting Christmas Hat Requests (moderator) Call of Duty: Modern Warfare: Reflex [Wii] total posts: 11108 neopoints: 100 GameGrep pts: 483 since: Dec 2007	Oct 12, 08 at 11:00am re: Joke Thread
	Yeah sorry. My keyboard isn't working properly. Fixing it now. ------------------- Organisation Z XXIII DigiPort
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pearl_girl Meow! just getting started! total posts: 126 since: May 2008	Oct 12, 08 at 11:01am re: Joke Thread
	if a blonde and a brunette fell off a building which would hit the ground first...? the brunette cause the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.....! lol
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walnuts Resident Fascist NeoXtreme total posts: 8818 since: May 2008	Oct 12, 08 at 11:03am re: Joke Thread
	quote ShortMan Yeah sorry. My keyboard isn't working properly. Fixing it now. Sorry to be pedantic about it, but it just looks nicer when everything is done properly -------------------
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saskay ... threadnought total posts: 589 since: Apr 2008	Oct 12, 08 at 11:04am re: Joke Thread VIII
	My mate told me this one. There were 3 blond girls stuck on a island and they each had one wish, the first blond girl said i wish to be intelligent she turned into a brunette and swam off the island the second on said she wished to be more intelligent than the last,she turned into a ginger built a boat and sail off the island, The last she she wish she was the most intelligent out of the 3,she turned into a man and took the bridge off the island. ------------------- Digiport\|Profile\|
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ShortMan Accepting Christmas Hat Requests (moderator) Call of Duty: Modern Warfare: Reflex [Wii] total posts: 11108 neopoints: 100 GameGrep pts: 483 since: Dec 2007	Oct 12, 08 at 11:04am re: Joke Thread
	A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "And then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "And then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." ------------------- Organisation Z XXIII DigiPort
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lanky man unstrainin' the mainframe Neo or Bust since: Oct 2005	Oct 12, 08 at 11:09am re: Joke Thread
	A rottweiler, a Doberman and an Great Dane are in the waiting room of a vets. The Great Dane starts conversation up, and asks the other two what they are there for. The Rottweiler says with a sad face that he was waiting outside the shops when some little girl came up to pet me, and he bit her arm off. With a sad look, the great dane asked if he was to be put down. The answer was yes. The Doberman said that he was a guard dog on a farm, and when a burglar came calling, he killed the Burglar, then ate him. The Great Dane asked again if he was to be put down. The answer was yes, again. The Great Dane said he was here, because he saw his mistress bending over the bath, stark naked. He then gave her a good old seeing to. With sad looks on their faces, the other dogs asked if he was to be put down as well. "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped." ------------------- I got to maintain stay sane; this world of man is strainin my mainframe
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pearl_girl Meow! just getting started! total posts: 126 since: May 2008	Oct 12, 08 at 11:10am re: Joke Thread
	a friend also told me this one Theres a blonde,a brunet and a ginger marooned away from civlisation on a island. Their is a island with civilisation on it . Its thirty miles swim away . The brunet swims 12 miles and get tired and drownds. The ginger swims 14 miles then gets tired and drowneds.... Then the blonde swims 15 miles but she gets tired and swims back....! lol
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ShortMan Accepting Christmas Hat Requests (moderator) Call of Duty: Modern Warfare: Reflex [Wii] total posts: 11108 neopoints: 100 GameGrep pts: 483 since: Dec 2007	Oct 12, 08 at 11:13am re: Joke Thread
	quote pearl_girl a friend also told me this one theres a blonde,a brunet and a ginger marooned away from civlisation on a island. their is a island with civilisation on it . its thirty miles swim away the brunet swims 12 miles and get tired and drownds.the ginger swims 14 miles then gets tired and drowneds....yhen yhe blonde swims 15 miles but she gets tired and swims back....! The thing that made that joke not funny was your incorrect use of grammar. ------------------- Organisation Z XXIII DigiPort
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Musey_86 Fire in the disco!! s-e-e-k-e-r total posts: 1557 since: Jan 2005	Oct 12, 08 at 11:15am re: Joke Thread
	How do you know if you have a high sperm-count? Spoiler: Answer for big people only Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows. ------------------- NEW JERSEY DEVILS: 4 - 1 :CAROLINA HURRICANES
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ShortMan Accepting Christmas Hat Requests (moderator) Call of Duty: Modern Warfare: Reflex [Wii] total posts: 11108 neopoints: 100 GameGrep pts: 483 since: Dec 2007	Oct 12, 08 at 11:18am re: Joke Thread
	quote Musey_86 How do you know if you have a high sperm-count? XD. Nice one. Good thinking with the spoiler. ------------------- Organisation Z XXIII DigiPort
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Searle 25/04/09 <3 Neoholic total posts: 10741 since: Sep 2008	Oct 12, 08 at 11:39am re: Joke Thread
	Shortman, Why Are You Just Commenting On Everyones Jokes? ~Searle ------------------- ♥
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RandomStranger I'z Obsessed With Taylor Swift forum fever total posts: 383 since: Jul 2008	Oct 12, 08 at 11:51am re: Joke Thread
	Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW! waits for someone to call me fag ------------------- Thanks Simon1987!
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Torchwood starting to like it total posts: 58 since: Jul 2007	Oct 12, 08 at 11:51am re: Joke Thread
	What do you call a virgin girl in Collie? Someone who can run faster then their brother. (Collie is inbred town near me) ------------------- Torchwood's Guestbook \| Support Neoseeker \| NeoPM Torchwood
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